A service to my fellow conservatives as we head into another election season.

DFLer Question:  “Do you think we should care about the poor, and raise the minimum wage?”

Conservative’s Answer: “It’ll just make more poor people.  Now, let’s talk about MNSure”.

DFLer Question:  “Are you supporting tax breaks for millionaires to bring the Super Bowl to Minnesota?”

Conservative’s Answer: “No.  Let’s talk about MNSure”.

DFLer Question:  “Have you noticed that the DFL is leading the way to lower taxes?”

Conservative’s Answer: “You’re “lowering”sometaxes back to where the GOP left them in 2012.  Now, let’s talk about MNSure”. 

DFLer Question:  “Do you support the DFL’s setting up a small business investment fund?”

Conservative’s Answer: “The DFL raised taxes by $2 Billion, but is letting businesses borrow some of the money back?  That’s almost as stupid as MNSure.  Speaking of which, let’s talk about MNSure”. 

DFLer Question:  “What do you think about bullying?”

Conservative’s Answer: “Does MNSure make it harder and more expensive to treat the victims?”

DFLer Question:  “How about gay marriage?”

Conservative’s Answer: “Are those gay couples having a hard time finding healthcare via MNSure, too?”

UPDATE:  A few new ones, from the comments:

DFLer Question:  “You’re a racist and hate women”.

Conservative’s Answer: “Nope, and there is none.  Let’s talk MNSure”. 

DFLer Question:  Koch brothers!

Conservative’s Answer: “MNSure!” 

DFLer Question:  “Faux News!  Faux News!  Faux News!”

Conservative’s Answer: “MNSure MNSure MNSure!”.