Up All Night

By Mitch Berg

It was sixteen years ago tonight Zam was born.  He was two weeks late, covered in a bright scarlet rash from head to toe, and his forehead was pushed down over his eyes like a little puppy.

But he was sure adorable.

And underneath all of that awful teenageryness, he still kinda is.

Happy Birthday, Zam!

11 Responses to “Up All Night”

  1. tolowen Says:

    Awww, HB to him! It’s my friend Dee Dee’s birthday too! 🙂

  2. flash Says:

    ROC asked for some of his cashola out of the bank. I think the kids got somethin’ brewing for tonight. I hope the pun doesn’t play out *laughing*

    Happy day neighbor’s Son. Its been a long time since those day care play dates!

    Only 730 shopping days till enlistment date *laughing* I don’t know about you, but YES, I am counting down mine *smile*
    (Ickis; Air Force – 420, ROC, Navy – 833)

    Flash

  3. penigma Says:

    Happy Birthday to the boy I’ve not seen since he was about 3.

    Lord time flies, my son is 14 in 3 months, which seems impossible since I’m still 25.

  4. ewaters925 Says:

    Happy Birthday Zam! Mitch – I haven’t read (or don’t remember) what origin of “Zam” is? Cool name – different ……

    Penigma – I’m with ya’ – my oldest turns 14 May 12th and I clearly remember wondering how many more nights I would have to sleep 2 hours at at a time …….

  5. Mitch Berg Says:

    Pen,

    Heh. Yeah. Seems like a year or so since you told me y’all were expecting your first, in the elevator at that el-floppo company we worked at in ’96-ish.

    E,

    Zam is not his real name. I don’t use my kids’ real names in the blog. They didn’t sign up to be public figures.

  6. Mitch Berg Says:

    Only 730 shopping days till enlistment date *laughing*

    “Honest, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman! He’s 18! And the diploma only looks forged!”

  7. angryclown Says:

    Mitch said: “He was two weeks late, covered in a bright scarlet rash from head to toe, and his forehead was pushed down over his eyes like a little puppy.”

    But enough about Colleen’s most recent blind date.

  8. Dave In Pgh Says:

    I can’t shake this feeling that Mitch allowed Chris Muir to name his kids.

  9. Mitch Berg Says:

    Mitch allowed Chris Muir

    They’re both nicknames they’ve had since they were kids. I don’t use their real names in public.

  10. angryclown Says:

    Mitch disclosed: “I don’t use their real names in public.”

    “Angryclown, I am your father.”

  11. Dog Gone Says:

    It was not so long ago Peeve that Mitch and I were remembering Zam taking his first steps at one of those shared hobby occasions.

    Happy Birthday Zam, I do remember you well as a baby. You and your older sib were adorable.

    Try not to give your father tooooo hard a time during these teenage years.

    Yeah, right, like THAT’s gonna happen.

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