More Truths We See As Self-Evident

By Mitch Berg

Chad the Elder at Fraters has one of those statements that both never occurred to me I’d ever hear, and is at the same time completely true:

If I ever use the words “with barbecued whale meat taste in undertone and aftertaste” to describe a beer my days as beer lover will be numbered.

Context.

4 Responses to “More Truths We See As Self-Evident”

  1. Mr. D Says:

    Well, yeah — everyone knows you’re supposed to braise whale meat.

  2. jpmn Says:

    It never occurred to me that you could BBQ whale. It sounds yummy though.

  3. justplainangry Says:

    ok, since this beer “is meant to be sipped alongside such traditional nosh as “soured whale fat, burned sheep heads, soured sheep testicles, salted fish, shark, etc.,” our tastebuds have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

  4. justplainangry Says:

    closed tag. sorry.

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