Shot in the Dark

If You Think You Have It Bad…

…at least be thankful you’re not stuck at this Super Bown “party”

The invite of the year (so far): Barack Obama’s Super Bowl watching party. . .elected officials break out 11 Ds, 4Rs

Senators: Bob Casey (D-PA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Arlen Specter (R-PA)

House members: Elijah Cummings (D-MD); Artur Davis (D-AL); Rosa DeLauro (D-CT); Charlie Dent (R-PA); Mike Doyle (D-PA); Trent Franks (R-AZ); Raul Grijalva (D-AZ); Paul Hodes (D-NH); Eleanor Holmes-Norton (D-DC); Patrick Murphy (D-PA); Fred Upton (R-MI)

It’d be a matter not merely of eating the muzzle of a handgun, but of making sure it’s a big-enough one.  At least .40S&W.

Although it certainly makes some peoples’ legs all tingly.

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15 responses to “If You Think You Have It Bad…”

  1. tolowen Avatar
    tolowen

    Of course Klobuchar would be there…what’s a good party without a beer bitch heehee

  2. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    I wonder if she’ll watch the game like her old man used to. Passed out in the drapes by halftime.

  3. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    I hope Coleman doesn’t watch the game his *his* old man – with a hooker in his lap.

    Nah. Too busy writing appeals.

  4. LearnedFoot Avatar
    LearnedFoot

    “Super Bown party”?

    That’s what I call date night with Mrs. Foot. But I didn’t think it was spelled that way.

  5. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    “Too busy writing appeals. ”

    beats amending tax returns.

  6. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Not according to a plurality of Minnesota voters, Master of Bation.

  7. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    Depends how they’re counted, Ass Clown

  8. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    I can’t think of anything better than spending quality time with Dick Durbin and Arlen Specter.
    Oh wait…yes I can. Sorry.

  9. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    12 or so minutes before kickoff, we get a commercial promoting NBC News. It’s basiclly cheerleading for The Messiah. It’d bother me more if they weren’t useing The One if NBC News didn’t have terminal cancer anyway.

  10. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    At what point do they finally get tired of explaining to A-Klo basic football fundamentals and ask he to leave.

  11. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Not according to a plurality of Minnesota voters, Master of Bation

    Which plurality?

    The one counted on election night?

    Or the one they counted after Mark “I’m Not Guy” Richie and the DFL machine had its way?

  12. tolowen Avatar
    tolowen

    oh SNAP! heehee 😉

  13. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Whichever, sore losers. Don’t make the Democrats send a bunch of house staffers to riot and shut down the recount.

  14. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    The “Brooks Brothers riot” Gawd, what a bunch of whimps you dems are!
    By your lights all recounts must be run by dems and held in private.

  15. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    “bunch of house staffers to riot and shut down the recount. ”

    Now now Ass Clown, don’t get snippy.

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