If You Think You Have It Bad…
By Mitch Berg
…at least be thankful you’re not stuck at this Super Bown “party”
The invite of the year (so far): Barack Obama’s Super Bowl watching party. . .elected officials break out 11 Ds, 4Rs
Senators: Bob Casey (D-PA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Arlen Specter (R-PA)
House members: Elijah Cummings (D-MD); Artur Davis (D-AL); Rosa DeLauro (D-CT); Charlie Dent (R-PA); Mike Doyle (D-PA); Trent Franks (R-AZ); Raul Grijalva (D-AZ); Paul Hodes (D-NH); Eleanor Holmes-Norton (D-DC); Patrick Murphy (D-PA); Fred Upton (R-MI)
It’d be a matter not merely of eating the muzzle of a handgun, but of making sure it’s a big-enough one. At least .40S&W.
Although it certainly makes some peoples’ legs all tingly.
February 1st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Of course Klobuchar would be there…what’s a good party without a beer bitch heehee
February 1st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I wonder if she’ll watch the game like her old man used to. Passed out in the drapes by halftime.
February 1st, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I hope Coleman doesn’t watch the game his *his* old man – with a hooker in his lap.
Nah. Too busy writing appeals.
February 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
“Super Bown party”?
That’s what I call date night with Mrs. Foot. But I didn’t think it was spelled that way.
February 1st, 2009 at 4:43 pm
“Too busy writing appeals. ”
beats amending tax returns.
February 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Not according to a plurality of Minnesota voters, Master of Bation.
February 1st, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Depends how they’re counted, Ass Clown
February 1st, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I can’t think of anything better than spending quality time with Dick Durbin and Arlen Specter.
Oh wait…yes I can. Sorry.
February 1st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
12 or so minutes before kickoff, we get a commercial promoting NBC News. It’s basiclly cheerleading for The Messiah. It’d bother me more if they weren’t useing The One if NBC News didn’t have terminal cancer anyway.
February 1st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
At what point do they finally get tired of explaining to A-Klo basic football fundamentals and ask he to leave.
February 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Not according to a plurality of Minnesota voters, Master of Bation
Which plurality?
The one counted on election night?
Or the one they counted after Mark “I’m Not Guy” Richie and the DFL machine had its way?
February 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
oh SNAP! heehee 😉
February 1st, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Whichever, sore losers. Don’t make the Democrats send a bunch of house staffers to riot and shut down the recount.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:50 pm
The “Brooks Brothers riot” Gawd, what a bunch of whimps you dems are!
By your lights all recounts must be run by dems and held in private.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:18 pm
“bunch of house staffers to riot and shut down the recount. ”
Now now Ass Clown, don’t get snippy.