There’s Bugs, And Then There’s Bugs

By Mitch Berg

Bad bugs:  rumors that the military has been targeted by some serious computer viruses are, at least in the UK, paralyzingly true:

The bug has caused havoc for days across all three Armed Forces, with thousands of MoD computers shut down.

But it failed to penetrate top-secret systems, officials said yesterday. Boffins [what’d be called “Twidgies” in the US Navy] at the Government Communications HQ in Cheltenham, Gloucs, believe it was caused by an official “syncing” his personal email.

At least 24 Royal Air Force bases and several Royal Navy vessels have “ground to a halt”. The RAF had to cancel training flights and up to 75 per cent of ships were affected, meaning sailors could not get messages home.

On the other hand, Al Quaeda has some even more serious bug problems:

At least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.

The killer bug, also known as the plague, swept through insurgents training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa. It came to light when security forces found a body by a roadside.

The victim was a terrorist in AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb), the largest and most powerful al-Qaeda group outside the Middle East.

I don’t believe karma, but I think what goes around comes around.

4 Responses to “There’s Bugs, And Then There’s Bugs”

  1. flash Says:

    A few weeks ago I received this from my Son in the Anbar Province:

    “”I’m on a government computer, It wont let me download anything off of the net. We recently had a string of attacks on our networks out here. Info stolen and Viruses planted. The enemy is getting smart, and going for the military networks. So the computers are on lock down, even the morale units.””

    Good news is he is scheduled to return to the states next month, and home to MN permanently soon after that!

    Flash

  2. Johnny Roosh Says:

    We are all grateful for your son’s service to our nation.

  3. flash Says:

    Thanks JR.

    We’ll have a Rock Bottom bash or do a Keagan’s visit once he is home. I’m sure he’ll have stories to tell!

  4. jimf Says:

    A Middle-age religion gets a Middle -Age disease. Good

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