It Ain’t The Meat
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The Norwegian Army is having Meatless Mondays, to fight Global Warming. I’d think Norway would Welcome global warming.
In unrelated news, doctors are puzzled why tofu burger franchises can’t make enough money to pay the lease payments at airports, especially in the Deep South. No doubt they need federal subsidies.
Joe Doakes
Maybe they should build them in Norway instead…?
November 27th, 2013 at 10:57 am
Meatless Mondays followed by Frostbite Tuesdays as soldiers don’t have the energy to cope with the cold?
And I don’t mind tofu–at least if it’s prepared by someone who knows what to do with it (read; asian in descent), but the very premiss of a tofuburger tells you that the “cook” has a complete misunderstanding of what tofu is for.
November 29th, 2013 at 10:32 am
Norway is bending over backwards lest they offend their immigrants who need specially treated meat if meat is served. Perhaps this is a multicultural as well as greenie weenie surrender.