Resource Management

By Mitch Berg

I’ve always prided myself on my command of trivia.  I have yet to lose a battle of Trivial Pursuit, and I tend to do pretty well at Keegans’ various Trivia nights.

And yet sometimes I wonder – what useful bit of information, like my kids’ social security numbers or the start-times of today’s various meetings, or the name of the guest I booked for tomorrow’s NARN show – has been crowded out of my mind by less-useful factoids that still clutter my brain.

Like, say, the 1978-era lineup of the band Chicago – a band I never liked much, and actively detested after, oh, 1979, but was in 1978 made up of Lee Loughnane, Walter Parazaider, Danny Serafine, Laudir De Oliveira, James Pankow, Peter Cetera, Robert Lamm and Terry Kath?   And no, I did not  have to google that.  Sadly, no, not at all.

Or the original lineup of Generation X – Bob “Derwood” Andrews on guitar, Tony James (later of Sigue Sigue Sputnik) on bass, Mark Laff on drums and a young Billy Idol singing?  Don’t need it.  Not a bit.  And yet there it is, stuck like those cases of Mason jars on my fruit room shelves.

Maybe I need a brainema.

7 Responses to “Resource Management”

  1. kel Says:

    Maybe I need a brainema.

    really? Invite peev over for dinner. After watching one happen up close I bet you decide to live with the handicap of too much knowledge.

  2. angryclown Says:

    Mitch jested: “fruit room”

    Isn’t it about time to retire the Larry Craig/MSP men’s room jokes?

  3. Mitch Berg Says:

    I thought as I wrote that phrase “this is a high, hanging straight-ball at the outside of the zone, isn’t it?”

    Happy late Russian Orthodox Chrismas to you.

  4. angryclown Says:

    Right in Angryclown’s wheelhouse, my friend.

    Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away!

  5. Master of None Says:

    “Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away! ”

    Try keeping your sex life to yourself….

  6. LearnedFoot Says:

    “Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away!”

    Only for the Yankees. They signed them all.

  7. nerdbert Says:

    Maybe I need a brainema.

    Whatever you do, don’t take lessons from the peeve. It’s obvious that when he tried it he managed to wipe out all the functioning brain cells.

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