Resource Management
By Mitch Berg
I’ve always prided myself on my command of trivia. I have yet to lose a battle of Trivial Pursuit, and I tend to do pretty well at Keegans’ various Trivia nights.
And yet sometimes I wonder – what useful bit of information, like my kids’ social security numbers or the start-times of today’s various meetings, or the name of the guest I booked for tomorrow’s NARN show – has been crowded out of my mind by less-useful factoids that still clutter my brain.
Like, say, the 1978-era lineup of the band Chicago – a band I never liked much, and actively detested after, oh, 1979, but was in 1978 made up of Lee Loughnane, Walter Parazaider, Danny Serafine, Laudir De Oliveira, James Pankow, Peter Cetera, Robert Lamm and Terry Kath? And no, I did not have to google that. Sadly, no, not at all.
Or the original lineup of Generation X – Bob “Derwood” Andrews on guitar, Tony James (later of Sigue Sigue Sputnik) on bass, Mark Laff on drums and a young Billy Idol singing? Don’t need it. Not a bit. And yet there it is, stuck like those cases of Mason jars on my fruit room shelves.
Maybe I need a brainema.





January 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Maybe I need a brainema.
really? Invite peev over for dinner. After watching one happen up close I bet you decide to live with the handicap of too much knowledge.
January 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Mitch jested: “fruit room”
Isn’t it about time to retire the Larry Craig/MSP men’s room jokes?
January 16th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I thought as I wrote that phrase “this is a high, hanging straight-ball at the outside of the zone, isn’t it?”
Happy late Russian Orthodox Chrismas to you.
January 16th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Right in Angryclown’s wheelhouse, my friend.
Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away!
January 16th, 2009 at 11:49 am
“Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away! ”
Try keeping your sex life to yourself….
January 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
“Speaking of pitchers and catchers, only a month away!”
Only for the Yankees. They signed them all.
January 16th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Maybe I need a brainema.
Whatever you do, don’t take lessons from the peeve. It’s obvious that when he tried it he managed to wipe out all the functioning brain cells.