51 Ways To Leave Yo Lover

By Mitch Berg

Generally, when I get involved with someone, I try to do it for the long term.

But I’m almost tempted to try to get into a serious relationship – ideally something with a hip-hop theme, no matter how convoluted – if only so I can break up using the line “you got 99 problems, but a Mitch ain’t one”. 

OK, just so you don’t have to ask your kids

2 Responses to “51 Ways To Leave Yo Lover”

  1. mnbubba Says:

    Thasss racisssss!

  2. Joe Says:

    Does this mean that you’ve dropped Springsteen in favor of Mr. Z?

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