Quench My Thirst-ah With Gas-o-line-ah

By Mitch Berg

“National Talk Like A Pirate Day” – every September 19 – is fine and dandy and all.ย  But it’s kinda played out.

I think it’s time-ah to declare January 22 as “International Talk Like James Hetfield Day-ah!”

17 Responses to “Quench My Thirst-ah With Gas-o-line-ah”

  1. angryclown Says:

    This might be just a little off-topic. But Salma Hayek was on 30 Rock last night and I just wanted to let you know that Angryclown is right there with ya, Mitch.

    Marisa Tomei goes without saying.

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    Very yes-ah.

    On both counts-aah.

  3. tolowen Says:

    Okay, this is one of those that went over my head :/ Can someone ‘splain it to me please? or is it a guy thing? (given AC’s comment)

  4. LearnedFoot Says:

    Yes! Yes! A thouseeeAAAHHHND times yee-es-ah!

  5. Jeff Kouba Says:

    but still they begin, needles and pins-ah!

  6. LearnedFoot Says:

    And that goes double for Selmeee-AH.

    (So that’s who that was on 30 Rock last night. My eyes never got around to looking abover her neck.)

  7. LearnedFoot Says:

    Gary? Gary?

    I smell a Metallic-a-capella reunion.

  8. LearnedFoot Says:

    It looks like Penema still hasn’t figured out how to tie Hetfield’s growl to the Iraq War. I declare this thread a safe haven for commenters.

  9. Mitch Berg Says:

    Tolo,

    Okay, this is one of those that went over my head :/

    Well, not “over”. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Can someone โ€™splain it to me please? or is it a guy thing? (given ACโ€™s comment)

    Talk like James Hetfield Day? He’s the singer for Metallica. Or as he’d put it, “MetallicaaaaaAAAAH!”.

    Salma Hayek? Some guys find her rather attractive.

  10. tolowen Says:

    And some girls too! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. Mr. D Says:

    Some guys find her rather attractive.

    Yep. Guys with a pulse.

  12. LearnedFoot Says:

    “And some girls too!”

    How YOU doin’?

  13. tolowen Says:

    ๐Ÿ˜€ *blush*

  14. Master of None Says:

    hmm.

    A little FridAhhh action

  15. LearnedFoot Says:

    Rawrrrr.

  16. Badda Says:

    Salma = quite hot, but usually cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag… with a knife.

  17. Shot in the Dark » Blog Archive » Rescheduling Says:

    […] week, I scheduled “Talk Like James Hetfield Dayaaaaaah” for January […]

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