Quench My Thirst-ah With Gas-o-line-ah
By Mitch Berg
“National Talk Like A Pirate Day” – every September 19 – is fine and dandy and all.ย But it’s kinda played out.
I think it’s time-ah to declare January 22 as “International Talk Like James Hetfield Day-ah!”





January 9th, 2009 at 7:18 am
This might be just a little off-topic. But Salma Hayek was on 30 Rock last night and I just wanted to let you know that Angryclown is right there with ya, Mitch.
Marisa Tomei goes without saying.
January 9th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Very yes-ah.
On both counts-aah.
January 9th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Okay, this is one of those that went over my head :/ Can someone ‘splain it to me please? or is it a guy thing? (given AC’s comment)
January 9th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Yes! Yes! A thouseeeAAAHHHND times yee-es-ah!
January 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
but still they begin, needles and pins-ah!
January 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
And that goes double for Selmeee-AH.
(So that’s who that was on 30 Rock last night. My eyes never got around to looking abover her neck.)
January 9th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Gary? Gary?
I smell a Metallic-a-capella reunion.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am
It looks like Penema still hasn’t figured out how to tie Hetfield’s growl to the Iraq War. I declare this thread a safe haven for commenters.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Tolo,
Okay, this is one of those that went over my head :/
Well, not “over”. ๐
Can someone โsplain it to me please? or is it a guy thing? (given ACโs comment)
Talk like James Hetfield Day? He’s the singer for Metallica. Or as he’d put it, “MetallicaaaaaAAAAH!”.
Salma Hayek? Some guys find her rather attractive.
January 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am
And some girls too! ๐
January 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Some guys find her rather attractive.
Yep. Guys with a pulse.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
“And some girls too!”
How YOU doin’?
January 9th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
๐ *blush*
January 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
hmm.
A little FridAhhh action
January 9th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Rawrrrr.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Salma = quite hot, but usually cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag… with a knife.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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