Now That There’s A Democrat In Office…
By Mitch Berg
…it’s time for the Minnesoros “Independent” to focus on the real enemy: those damn Christians.
Even Christians among them. Chris Steller compares Senator Burris’ uppity sense of faith to that of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin:
Democrats in the U.S. Senate appear ready to join God in backing Burris’s appointment by Illinois Gov. Rod “Nothing but Blue Sky” Blagojevich to join their ranks, it might be a good time to review who really calls the shots in American politics. After the jump, videos of Burris, U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin discussing the key role God played in their ascension to public office.
Christians who are uppity.
Big scoop there, Steller.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Perhaps he was referring to the role the psuedo-christian God-speak people play, rather than referring to God, Mitch?
However, using the term ‘uppity’ about any black, in this time, is about as bright as calling Barack Obama a halfrican, or “Obammy”. The guy’s a moron, but given the hyper-partisan nature of blogs, a nature which you wholly advocate for – it seems rather ‘unique’ for you to complain about anyone’s lack of ‘independence’. I know, I know, it’s their name – so if they’re not independent, they shouldn’t describe themselves as such – ok, and you shouldn’t claim to be ‘center-right’ when in fact you’re ultra-right.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Penigma, stop being such an uppity butthole.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I thought it was Andy’s job to hate the Christians. I guess with a such a small staff they have to multitask more.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:03 am
it seems rather ‘unique’ for you to complain about anyone’s lack of ‘independence’.
Really? How is that “unique?”
in fact you’re ultra-right.
You keep saying that. Why? I mean, I know it’s subjective, but there’s nothing “ultra” about me in any way.
Oh, yeah – in re “uppity?” I know you have the reading comprehension of someone who grew up speakign a foreign language and learned English from watching Jerry Springer, but do, please, read the bit I wrote about Burris. Think about things like “who is the subject, and who is the object, of the sentence”. Then reconsider (or, possibly, consider for the first time) what you wrote.
Then act accordingly.
So…what Yossarian said.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Maybe ultra-cool and studly…oops, flirting again. Sorry! 😉
January 8th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Peev keeps saying that stuff…
1) Like he knows what he’s talking about (and he hasn’t demonstrated that),
2) Like there’s something bad about it (and he hasn’t demonstrated that either).
😆