12 thoughts on “Submitted Without Comment”

1. John Wayne Bobbitt should be feeling fortunate this morning.

2. well, hey, in the blogosphere, youse clicks on links youse takes your chances…

3. Goodness gracious!

   Great balls of fire!

4. I was thinking the same thing, AC. It’s amazing that not one of Jerry Lee Lewis’s 48,326 wives never thought of this.

5. If someone ever sets your penis on fire, fellas, remember: stop, drop and roll.

   You just can’t trust women. Why do you suppose Angryclown carries a seltzer bottle everywhere?

6. “(She said) ‘It’s just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn’t mean this to happen.”

   Oh, OK then.

   Good thing for you that your sister wife is more open minded, eh AC?

7. “Submitted without comment”

   …That’s what she said.

8. Mrs. Swiftee would get a bigger blaze from a one-year-old’s birthday candle than from setting fire to your swifthood.

9. Centuries of Suttee. I guess there is something to that whole “Karma” thing. As it were.

10. Then again, they could have attended the Fireproof Your Marriage seminar.

11. Kermit wins! 🙂

12. Perhaps Jeff Fecke will praise Narayan for striking a blow against marital rape. I’d also expect Ms. Ghilarducci to offer her a job since it appears they have similar views on who owns what.

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