Two Years Interest Free

The United States of America is coming to an end in 2010 which presents an enormous opportunity.

MOSCOW — For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010. For most of that time, he admits, few took his argument — that an economic and moral collapse will trigger a civil war and the eventual breakup of the U.S.

A polite and cheerful man with a buzz cut, Mr. Panarin insists he does not dislike Americans. But he warns that the outlook for them is dire.

Bummer for sure, but 2010 is when I am going to make all of my electronics and furniture purchases and put them all on “Two Years Interest Free” financing. Just as they come due:

Thousands Worldwide Prepare for the Apocalypse, Expected in 2012

You have to understand, there will be nothing, nothing left,” Geryl told ABC News from his home in Antwerp, Belgium. “We will have to start an entire civilization from scratch.”

Just when my stuff comes due.

Perfect.

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3 thoughts on “Two Years Interest Free

  1. Or not so perfect. In 2012, maybe the finance companies will be owned by the New Confederate States of America and they’ll send heavily armed mercs to repo your stuff.

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