Take That, Oprah

By Johnny Roosh

Newsweek lists the most powerful people on earth.

0. Obammy (of course)

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42. Osama Bin Laden

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Hee Hee

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47. Oprah Winfrey

Not even Top 20? Five peeps lower than a guy who may not be alive and is living in a cave.

…and she gave away 276 Pontiac G6’s.

Bummer.

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6,700,000,000 Last Guy on Earth
6,700,000,001 AngryClown 

But that’s okay. I didn’t see “Johnny Roosh” on the list at all.

5 Responses to “Take That, Oprah”

  1. Yossarian Says:

    Where does Peev rate, I wonder?

  2. Johnny Roosh Says:

    Apparently he was banned from the list multiple times but kept changing his name so they stopped tracking him.

  3. Badda Says:

    So THAT’S why he has so many stupid names… and one acceptable name.

  4. DiscordianStooj Says:

    No one started a war to try and stop Oprah … yet. 😉

  5. Kermit Says:

    Hah! Kermit came in at 6,999,999,998! Take THAT, Clownie!

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