Take That, Oprah

By Johnny Roosh

Newsweek lists the most powerful people on earth.

0. Obammy (of course)

42. Osama Bin Laden

Hee Hee

47. Oprah Winfrey

Not even Top 20? Five peeps lower than a guy who may not be alive and is living in a cave.

…and she gave away 276 Pontiac G6’s.

Bummer.

6,700,000,000 Last Guy on Earth
6,700,000,001 AngryClown 

But that’s okay. I didn’t see “Johnny Roosh” on the list at all.

5 Responses to “Take That, Oprah”

  1. Yossarian Says:

    Where does Peev rate, I wonder?

  2. Johnny Roosh Says:

    Apparently he was banned from the list multiple times but kept changing his name so they stopped tracking him.

  3. Badda Says:

    So THAT’S why he has so many stupid names… and one acceptable name.

  4. DiscordianStooj Says:

    No one started a war to try and stop Oprah … yet. 😉

  5. Kermit Says:

    Hah! Kermit came in at 6,999,999,998! Take THAT, Clownie!

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