My Husband Went For A Job Interview and Never Came Back
By Johnny Roosh
I was viewing a news video on CNN.com and the obligatory pre-commercial was for openings at the CIA.
What does it mean for our Men In Black if they need to advertise? There’s no waiting list, what with all the cool toys and mysterious women you meet?
Are you qualified?
The CIA has very high standards for hiring. Some suggestions they offer on their public website for people who may be interested in CIA jobs are:
- Be a U.S. citizen
- Strengthen verbal and written communication skills
- Keep a clean record-that means absolutely no involvement with illegal drugs and no criminal activity at all, because no one can work for the CIA without a security clearance
- Hone foreign language skills
Hey, wait a minute. The President of the United States doesn’t even need all that! U.S. Citizen? Pfffft!
Successful applicants must go through a rigorous background investigation (emphasis mine-JR) and physical and psychological testing.
Like the President? Ah, never mind.
Then I learned this piece of information that I am sure the Government doesn’t want you to know.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
I’m pretty sure the president’s a U.S. citizen, JRoosh. And sure he talks like third-grader who’s had a stroke. And sure, he abused drugs and alcohol. And true, he can’t speak English fluently much less a foreign language. But isn’t that water under the bridge at this point? He’s only got less than a month in office!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Good one AC.
Touché.
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Actually, I think President Bush speaks Spanish.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVOj6iP_iVs
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
You ever applied to the NSA or CIA? The pre-application is 20+ pages. They ask slight variations of the same question multiple times to see how consistent your answers are.
Then they send FBI agents to interview your fellow grad students. I’ll give them props for trying, but Dockers and polo shirts stand out amount physics grad students like Angryclown at a Royal Ball.
It all went swimmingly until they asked for every address and roommate I’d had in the last 10 years. I told them I’d need another 5 pages just for that.