Not “Suspenseful” In That “I Had No Idea This Was Coming” Sense Of The Term

By Mitch Berg

Oliver Stone’s next project?

Oh, was there really any suspense at all?

Stoned, the famed director who brought us the Bio on fifo now plans on making another Bio on fifo’s pimp, Hugo Chavez. Read it here.

Yep all those “progressive” mother jones, huffington post, daily kos, readers can watch another movie starring their idol from caracas.

I’m waiting for Stone’s hagiography of Mao.

3 Responses to “Not “Suspenseful” In That “I Had No Idea This Was Coming” Sense Of The Term”

  1. Mr. Shirt Says:

    Say what you want about Mao, but he knew how to cure drug addictions.

  2. Chuck Says:

    I hear he’s going to call it “Triumph of the Will”.

  3. Margaret Says:

    He’d better hurry up before Hugo completes his transition into El Capitan Queeg. It might make a good movie but probably not the one he wants to make.

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