Conversations I Hope I Hear Someday
By Mitch Berg
WOMAN: You’re “mansplaining”.
GUY: Huh?
WOMAN: “Mansplaining”. When a guys gives a condescending and inaccurate explanation that the assumption that I’m entirely ignorant on the subject matter or topic.
GUY: You are utterly ignorant of the subject matter and topic. Our discussion has shown you haven’t the foggiest clue about the subject. 90 degrees removed from literacy.
WOMAN: You’re doing it again. You’re mansplaining.
GUY: You’re being a whineanist. You need to unisexshushupandlearnsomething.
(And SCENE)
July 29th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
I’m pretty sure this is every comment thread that involves Dog Gone.
July 29th, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Whatever DG’s other transgressions, I’m not sure she’s ever used the term “Mansplaining”.
July 29th, 2013 at 2:46 pm
No, DG wouldn’t say “mansplaining” because that would be sexist. And we know DG couldn’t be sexist or racist because she told us so.