The French, As Usual, Bring a Knife to a Gunfight

By Johnny Roosh

The French are so lame. Their stimulus package couldn’t even pay the postage on ours!

PARIS — France will spend $33 billion over the next two years to soften the blow of the global downturn and limit the effects of increasing unemployment, President Nicolas Sarkozy said Thursday.

You call that at Stimulus Package?! $33 Billion! Is that the best you can do?! Ours is like $700 Billion! Ha! Losers!

3 Responses to “The French, As Usual, Bring a Knife to a Gunfight”

  1. Night Writer Says:

    Hah! I shake my stimulus in your general direction!

  2. afoaofa Says:

    But, but, the wine industry is reeling and it sure could use a good bailout…

    http://www.wineanorak.com/frenchwineincrisis.htm

  3. Terry Says:

    For sale: French Army rifle. Never used, only dropped once.

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