Doakes Sunday: Rummage

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

to St. Paul, what will we sell to keep the lights on?

We don’t have Tiffany stained glass windows to sell out of our City Hall, as Duluth did.

Joe Doakes

Saint Paulians – feel free to sound off with ideas!

Me?  I suggest selling off Saint Anthony Park.  The whole neighborhood.  Turn it into a theme park; “Limo Liberal La-La Land!”

One Response to “Doakes Sunday: Rummage”

  1. swiftee Says:

    I suggest they repurpose the refrigeration system for the fabulous outdoor ice skating pond.

    Instead of polishing it all summer so it’s ready for action in the few days of fall before the thermometer crashes through the bottom, how about using it to turn City Hall into a huge walk-in cooler and charge citizens to keep their hoard of pre-tax-increase smokes fresh and brewskis cold?

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