Justice Is Blind – But Berg’s Law Sees And Knows All

By Mitch Berg

I’ve added a new corollary to “Berg’s Law” – especially in light of events of this past seven months and the doddering, bobbleheaded liberal punditry to which Real Americans have been subjected.

It’s the “Fugelsang Corollary to Berg’s Seventh Law of Liberal Projection” (Berg’s Seventh reads “When a Liberal issues a group defamation or assault on conservatives’ ethics, character or respect for liberty or the truth, they are at best projecting, and at worst drawing attention away from their own misdeeds.”)

It reads as follows:

The Fugelsang Corollary To Berg’s Seventh Law – a liberal who uses “I’m happy with my penis size” as a conclusion to a debate on the Second Amendment doth protest too much.

The thing about Berg’s Laws are that they are, in actual practice, absolute and inviolable.

2 Responses to “Justice Is Blind – But Berg’s Law Sees And Knows All”

  1. swiftee Says:

    This is my rifle; this is my gun. This is for fighting; this is for fun.

    I would have suggested that Fugelsang and his unit obsessed ilk were displaying the emotional baggage of having been brutally mocked in boot-camp for their inadequate equippage, but there is no way any of them served in the military.

  2. Joe Says:

    I assume that the term “a liberal” was intentionally left ambigious as to gender.

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