Party On Wayne. Party on Garth.
By Johnny Roosh
[Cliff Clavin] “Ahhhh, it’s a little know fact Nawm, that uh, America does not have a two party system. There is actually to date quite a few political parties. Truth be told, this year I voted for the Cool Moose candidate, a Mr. Bill Winkle.”[end Cliff Clavin]
To wit:
| AC | A Connecticut Party |
| AF | American First Coalition |
| AH | American Heritage Party |
| AI | American Independent Pty |
| AK | Alaskan Independence |
| AN | American Constitution |
| AM | American |
| BD | Builders Party |
| BT | Boston Tea |
| B | Better Schools |
| BR | Buchanan Reform |
| CC | Concerned Citizens |
| CE | Centrist Party |
| CF | Citizens First |
| CM | Cool Moose |
| CN | Constitutional |
| CP | Concerns of People |
| C | Conservative |
| CS | Constitution |
| CL | CT for Lieberman |
| DC | DC Statehood Green Party |
| D | Democrat |
| E | End Suffolk Legislature |
| FA | Fair |
| FE | Free Energy Party |
| F | Fusion Independent |
| FR | Freedom |
| Fr | Friends United |
| FB | Farmers & Small Business |
| FS | Freedom Socialist |
| FV | Family Values Party |
| GC | Green Coalition Party |
| GN | Greens No To War |
| GR | Green |
| G | Grass Roots Party |
| HC | Healthcare Party |
| HP | Home Protection |
| HQ | Heartquake ’08 |
| IA | Independent American |
| IF | Independent Fusion |
| IL | Independent Grassroots |
| I | Independent |
| IN | Independence |
| IT | Integrity Party |
| IP | Independent Party |
| IR | Independent-Progressive |
| IC | Ind. Save Our Children |
| L | Liberal |
| LO | Looking Back Party |
| LA | Labor and Farm |
| LB | Libertarian |
| LF | Long Island First |
| LM | Legalize Marijuana |
| LU | Liberty Union |
| LP | Liberty Union/Progressiv |
| MJ | Marijuana Party |
| MM | Make Marijuana Legal |
| MN | Mountain Party |
| MR | Marijuana Reform Party |
| NA | New Alliance |
| NE | Nebraska |
| NH | No Home Heat Tax |
| NL | Natural Law Party |
| NT | No New Taxes |
| NO | No |
| NP | Non-Partisan |
| ND | No Party Designation |
| OB | Objectivist |
| OE | One Earth |
| OP | Open |
| OT | 128 District |
| AO | Other |
| PC | Pacific |
| PN | Pacific Green |
| PP | Patriot Party |
| PA | Pacifist |
| PH | Personal Choice |
| PE | Petitioning Candidate |
| P | Party of Ethics & Tradit |
| PF | Peace and Freedom |
| PJ | Peace and Justice |
| PL | Pro Life Conservative |
| PO | Populist |
| PG | Progressive |
| PR | Prohibition |
| PS | Preserve Our Town |
| PT | Property Tax Cut |
| PV | People of Vermont |
| PW | Protect Working Families |
| R | Republican |
| RS | Resource Party |
| RC | Randolph for Congress |
| RJ | Restore Justice-Freedom |
| RM | Reform Minnesota |
| RF | Reform Party |
| RD | Republican Moderate |
| RL | Right to Life |
| SC | School Choice |
| SL | Socialism |
| SS | Save Seniors |
| SE | Socialist Equality |
| S | Save Medicare |
| SO | Socialist |
| SU | Socialist USA |
| ST | Star Tax Cut |
| SF | Student First |
| SW | Socialist Workers Party |
| BL | The Better Life |
| T | Tax Cut |
| TC | Tax Cut Now |
| TG | The Go |
| TL | Term Limits |
| TS | Timesizing |
| UC | United Citizen |
| UN | Unaffiliated |
| U | Unenrolled |
| UD | United |
| TX | U.S. Taxpayers Party |
| UY | Unity |
| VT | Veterans Party |
| GS | Vermont Grassroots |
| V | Voice of the People |
| VP | Voters Rights Party |
| WC | Working Class Party |
| WF | Working Families |
| WN | West Side Neighbors |
| WP | We the People |
| WV | Workers for Vermont |
| WW | Workers World |
| YS | Yes |
November 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Angryclown’s favorite:
http://rentistoodamnhigh.org/
The funkiest party in America.
November 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
My favorite of all time:
Back in North Dakota in the seventies and eighties, there was this crazy old hippie, Harley McClain. He was a Democrat who’d go to the conventions with his guitar and play songs about whatever was going on. He was a media magnet. Along in there somewhere, he “broke off” to form the “Chemical Farming Banned” party (he was, I should point out, an “organic” farmer who presided over a “farm” that was mostly choked with weeds).
Anyway, he ran for president in 1980 on/as the CFB Party ticket. He lost (perhaps you recall) – after which he did two things:
1. He noticed that the ballots in NoDak (and many other states) put the GOP and Dem/NPL at the top, and all the other parties below, in an arbitrary order that gave the majors an unseemly advantage.
2. Because of #1, he “declared himself president of the United States”.
Because of #1, he filed suit in federal (IIRC) court, and got North Dakota’s ballot placement law ruled unconstitutional (in a precedent that caused several other states to be forced to change theirs as well).
Because of #1 and 2 together, he became a bit of a national…er, celebrity. He got his fifteen seconds of fame, anyway.
“Chemical Farming Banned” = one funky party.
November 7th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Don’t look now, employers fired a ton of people last month in response to The One’s apotheosis.
Maybe we better form the Economic Refugees from Obamerica Party.
/jc
November 7th, 2008 at 11:49 am
“GN Greens No To War”
So the other Green Parties are pro-war?
November 7th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Yeah, they’re like PETA, but with plants. They all cheered at the end of “The Happening”. 😉
November 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I always knew the DFL wasn’t a real party.
November 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Angryclown’s favorite:
http://rentistoodamnhigh.org/
The funkiest party in America.
The funniest part of that whole website is at the very bottom of the page:
Counter started O1/01/05 (sic)
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