(SCENE: MITCH Berg and Avery LIBRELLE meet at the coffee shop).
MITCH (Walks into store): Hey, Avery.
LIBRELLE (leaving store holding a latte): What’s that? You want to kill me?
MITCH: Beg pardon?
LIBRELLE: You hate me for my stances on abortion and gun control and you want to shoot me with your assault weapon?
MITCH: Um, start over. What are you talking about?
LIBRELLE: Was that another threat?
MITCH: I’m just here for, er, coffee…
LIBRELLE: Help! Raaaaaaaape!
(And SCENE).
Fiction?
If only; a U of Wyoming liberal activist has been busted threatening herself with rape on Facebook.
Oh, she did it under a sock puppet “conservative” ID:
And the Laramie police weren’t fooled:
University of Wyoming student targeted by an anonymous Facebook posting that included a threat of sexual violence had posted the item herself, police said.
The university in Laramie, Wyoming announced on Tuesday that campus police cited Meg Lanker-Simons for misdemeanor interference with a police investigation by giving false statements
On the one hand, it’s an attempt to frame conservatives, especially gun rights supporters. And Lanker-Simons’ supporters are doubling down, naturally:
‘I will tell you, I believe Meg is innocent of this outrage,’ Kandt told the Laramie Boomerang, adding she believes the citation issued by police is a ‘classic case of blaming the victim.’
‘I mean, my God, who would do this to herself?’ she added.
(Ditto her husband, who answers the question “What ever happened to “RB” from those Arby’s ads?”)
It does, in fact, happen all the time; the Duke Lacrosse Team, the Tawanna Brawley incident, even (as I recall, but can’t find) a case at Saint Cloud State in the past decade or so.
On the other hand, it’s no worse than the stuff Michelle Malkin gets every day from real liberals with the tacit blessing of the Democrat establishment and media.
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