I am not moving to Canada

By Johnny Roosh

No need. We just became Canada.

The line forms here.

Am I a sore loser? Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.

The Big Stink captures the essence for me…

Last night does not mean that my side is wrong – we were merely outnumbered.  …I’m going to be much more selective about whom I fight alongside in the future.  The old allies of “moderate” conservatives, I believe, led us to this dead end.  I no longer have a stomach for them.  They can pack sand.  If the party wants me to hitch my wagon to anything less than a Palin/Reagan conservative – get lost.  I’d rather go down in flames with my principles intact than ally myself with a bunch of rodents who believe conservatism means destroying just a few less liberties than liberalism.

As for me, I am going to work hard as always; not look to the government to solve my problems or pay my mortgage. I am going to enjoy watching Obama’s minions try to cash in the lottery tickets he’s given them, rhetorically speaking. You promised Obammy! -er, I mean Mr. President, sir.

Ah, the perils of high expectations.

Today begins the campaign of ’12.

54 Responses to “I am not moving to Canada”

  1. Mitch Berg Says:

    Angry says LOTS of very clever things, most of them quite on mark and quite intelligent.

    Yep. My old friend Clown is smart, funny and – you could learn something from this, Peev – keeps this crap in perspective.

    Take a deep breath, learn some humility, and give it a try.

  2. Terry Says:

    It’s hard to keep things in perspective, what with the blinderers on & gosh knows how many fingers pointing back at you.

  3. Chad The Elder Says:

    Mitch-

    You should save this sentence as it will come in handy for future responses to Peev:

    “I don’t want to waste any more time on the subject, but your understanding of _____ (fill in the blank) is facile, shallow and frankly laughable.”

  4. Terry Says:

    Take a deep breath, learn some humility, and give it a try.
    Let’s see if he can learn shame first. We’re back to baby-steps with peev at this point.

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