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Democrats, Disturbed

Over the weekend, I appeared on Marty Owings’ “Radio Free Nation“, a Blogtalkradio show on which I’m generally the sole conservative voice.

After listening to a steady cavalcade of callers who were already revelling in an Obama victory, I had to ask (the victim in this case was an African American fellow from Detroit) – “So let’s say, hypothetically, that McCain wins.  What do you do?”

“He ain’t gonna win”, the caller exclaimed.

“But, hypothetically, what if he wins?”

“Then I’ll move to Canada”, the guy exclaimed without skipping a beat.

So what about the rest of you libs?  What are you going to do if Mac does manage to pull this thing off?

And “He’s not going to pull it off” is not acceptable as an answer; the entire premise of the question is based on the hypothetical issue of a McCain victory, whether you find it plausible or not. 

So let’s hear it, libs…

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28 responses to “Democrats, Disturbed”

  1. Badda Avatar
    Badda

    I wonder if Sarandon and Robbins and A. Baldwin and others have repeated their “threat”.

  2. Zack Avatar
    Zack

    If McCain wins, I will have to invest in a rain coat and umbrella to protect myself from the feces being dropped by flying pigs. I may also buy some ice skates for recreational use in hell.

  3. DiscordianStooj Avatar
    DiscordianStooj

    I’ll probably go to work the next day.

    Despite your claims, we aren’t all worshipers who can’t fathom life without the Messiah.

    And if Obama wins? Will you be buying up ammo and gold and barricading your doors? Quitting your jobs because there’s no point in earning money? Preparing for the rapture?

  4. Yossarian Avatar
    Yossarian

    If Obama wins, I’m simply looking forward to being able to cast off all claims of racism by confidently declaring: “I’m not racist! My president is black! See?!”

    It’s gonna be great not being racist for at least the next four years.

  5. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Despite your claims

    Not sure where I’ve claimed any such thing, other than the odd hyperbolic jape.

    And if Obama wins? Will you be buying up ammo and gold and barricading your doors? Quitting your jobs because there’s no point in earning money? Preparing for the rapture?

    All real Americans stockpile ammo no matter what the electoral barometer reads. As a side benefit, having guns allows one to not barricade ones’ doors.

    If Obama wins? Say hello to Campaign 2010, “We Shall Fight Them on The Fields And The Landing Grounds, We Shall Never Surrender” Edition.

  6. Badda Avatar
    Badda

    “We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…”

    And then we shall annoy them with dual guitar leads with a thundering and galloping bass line.

  7. Troy Avatar
    Troy

    I don’t if anyone will be quitting their jobs, but that doesn’t mean everyone will be keeping their jobs. 🙁

  8. LearnedFoot Avatar
    LearnedFoot

    Fly to liiiiiiiiiiiive
    It’s dooooooo or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  9. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    “If Obama wins? Say hello to Campaign 2010,”

    I’m already working on 2010, no matter who wins.

    Terri Bonoff needs a boot out of office in 2010.

  10. jpmn Avatar
    jpmn

    Won’t be stockpiling ammo. Just the bullets, brass, powder, and primers.
    Also will look for a deal on a new upper or two for the AR.

  11. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    I’m not a lib, but if Maverick does pull it off I’ll find myself pondering whether he’ll go along with 80% or 90% of the Reid/Pelosi agenda.

  12. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    Kermit, that would be a tragdy, but Obama will go alone with 100% of the Pelosi-Ried War On America.

  13. billhedrick Avatar
    billhedrick

    I wonder if Dissent will still be patriotic if Obama wins?

  14. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    a new upper or two for the AR.

    Will definitely be earmarking a buck or two from the next tax refund (before the term becomes part of NTN Trivia) for some kinda hardware or another.

  15. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Dissent will still be patriotic. Illegal, but patriotic.

  16. Jay Reding Avatar
    Jay Reding

    Haven’t you people gotten the memo? Under Obama, dissent will be racism, not patriotism. Dissent is only patriotic when it’s criticizing Republicans…

  17. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    You only get to spend one more day in your reality-denying dreamworld, wingnuts, so enjoy it while you can!

    “What if a group of escaped Nazis cloned Hitler and he mated with Sarah Palin?”

    Hope. Change. Unicycles.

  18. DiscordianStooj Avatar
    DiscordianStooj

    having guns allows one to not barricade ones’ doors.

    Yeah, but it’s easier to pick people off if they can’t get to you.

    Yes, Obamessiah jokes are only funny if you think it’s somewhat true, though.

    All real Americans stockpile ammo

    The population of “Real” America gets smaller every day. Only people who live in small town America who stockpile ammo now qualify.

  19. Badda Avatar
    Badda

    Dissent will be hate-speech… in fact, dissent from Oback Barama and his side of the isle already is hate-speech.

  20. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    so enjoy it while you can!

    Yes! Soon we get to revel in YOUR dreamworld. Hopey changitude coming out our butts! A world where the Messiah makes electricity without coal! Without natural gas! Without nukes!

    A world where the domestic economy is expanded by punative regulation and taxation! Jobs created out of thin air! Success justly punished by the Creed of Class Warfare!

    A world where a rapidly expanding Muslim majority will say to itself, “This Obama is really a nice guy. Let’s stop all of this global Caliphate jihadi nonsense and learn to get along”.

    A world where clowns rule America! We have two in place already. Obama will make it a trifecta! Yippee!

    Welcome to Far-West Eurabia.

  21. LearnedFoot Avatar
    LearnedFoot

    I can haz Iron Maiden thread?

  22. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Kerm noted: “We have two in place already.”

    The cranky old clown and the dopey young clown? They’re run comes to an end Jan. 10th.

  23. buzz Avatar
    buzz

    You think of Pelosi as a dopey YOUNG clown? Really? You must drink a great deal.

  24. charlieq Avatar
    charlieq

    I was thinking about posting a serious answer, but by the time I scrolled down here, I don’t see the point.

  25. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Even Quimby notes Congress is ruled by the Democrat scourge. It’s gonna be an interesting two years. Isn’t it, Charley?

  26. flash Avatar
    flash

    “What are you going to do if Mac does manage to pull this thing off?”

    Get a good nights sleep and try to figure out which McCain will show up for inauguration. Other than that, find a job that has shitty benefits cause McCain is going to tax them via my W-2 anyway

    Now, hypothetically, if there is peace in Iraq, and most of the troops are home, the economy is strong and taxes remain low, would you admit how wrong you were. And remember, your rules “”And “He’s not going to pull it off” is not acceptable as an answer; the entire premise of the question is based on the hypothetical issue “”

  27. LearnedFoot Avatar
    LearnedFoot

    “I was thinking about posting a serious answer, but by the time I scrolled down here, I don’t see the point. ”

    Oh fie! We have deprived ourselves of the revealed wisdom of Charlie Quimby! Damn you all!

  28. Zack R Avatar
    Zack R

    Re Yossarian’s remark

    “…If Obama wins… it’s gonna be great not being [called] racist for at least the next four years.”

    –I’m not sure this is sarcasm or not, but one thing that should be obvious is that an Obama win will do exactly ZERO to quell the eternal Leftwhines of “racist,” and (alternately) “racist country.” Instead of “The country that elected a black man,” it will simply shift to “The country that fought not to let a black man win.” If black crime remains disproportionately high, resulting in black men being disproportionately jailed (and there is no reason this should somehow change the day after an Obama win), you will hear from the Left that “despite the Obama win this remains an inherently racist country.” The Left must nurture this false and now long-invalid claim– eternally. It is for them a powerful source of cash and power as they strive to garner and hold close the loyalty of a black population whom they patronize remorselessly and in whom they seek to forever cultivate self-pity and resentment for America.

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