Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Minutes of meeting of Chief of Naval Operations and staff:
CNO: “You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? ”
Hint: buy stock in armature companies.