The Moon Unit Will Be Divided Into Two Divisions
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Minutes of meeting of Chief of Naval Operations and staff:
CNO: “You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? ”
Joe Doakes
Como Park
Hint: buy stock in armature companies.





April 1st, 2013 at 10:39 am
The promise of linear accelerators is at least as great as the promise of lasers.
A linear accelerator system could launch hundreds of small satellites into low inclination LEO rapidly and at low cost.
April 1st, 2013 at 11:37 am
The electrical engineer full employment guarantee. I like it!
April 1st, 2013 at 12:46 pm
By linear accelerators you’re thinking rail gun type, not klystrons, right?
April 1st, 2013 at 9:26 pm
This reminds me of a poster I have in my shop.
“Build it and demonstrate it. Words are easy. Engineering is brutal.”
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:51 am
“Build it and demonstrate it. Words are easy. Engineering is brutal.”
Still trying to get that jello mobile perfected, eh Emery?
April 2nd, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Why do you hate Zappa so much?