“As a camel beareth labour, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of a man shall sustain him through all perils.”
By Johnny Roosh
And perils I will surely suffer as I begin a year long swim in this soup of fecal frivolity as I serve in full farce as Mayor of the Minnesota Organization of Blogs.
I submit willingly to any and all chicanery commensurate with this lowly office.
To that end, I hereby recognize those that paired my nickname with a female personal hygiene product as I had not previously sampled this delightful couplet. I am forever in your debt for this grand discovery.
I thank those that voted for me, especially those who leveraged their vote by proxy. Your corruption is equaled only by my gratitude.
To my opponent, I honor her for her good sportiness and recognize her patriotism in the face of pandemic liberalism.
And I will remind you my MOBster brethren, that the enemy is not within.
Above all, I would like to thank Mitch “Capo Di Tutti Bloggi” Berg as without his gracious and unprecedented invitation to sully his brand with my musings, not more than a few of you would even know who I am.
But now as I stand on high, lifted by your very will to this lofty throne, I am in receipt of confirmation of a notion I have heretofore kept in confidence to my bosom.
That I am truly better than all of you.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
You really love that “soup of fecal frivolity” line, don’t you? Too bad that few outside of the 15 or 20 people aware of Learned Foot’s odious proclivity will make the connection.
Above all, I would like to thank Mitch “Capo Di Tutti Bloggi” Berg
As well you should. Mitch has a pair of wingtips that are somewhat scuffed from his Summer of bike commuting. You know the drill. It’s shine box time.
October 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hey, Kerm, here’s somebody I think would really shine as a MOB member. Here’s a Minnesotan who makes the most compelling case I’ve heard for voting McCain this year. Frankly, I’m surprised she’s not on Mitch’s radio show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOU9xZ4zcss&feature=related
October 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Funny. I’ve been sending out “Obama is a Marxist” letters. There’s lots of people behind you, Clownie. We need to “spread the wealth around” because that’s “good for everyone”. Specially those unfamiliar with earning it.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I have spoken with the JRoosh campaign and am satisfied that his campaign did not engage in outright manipulation of the vote (though Roosh did seem to be handing out a lot of Monkey in a Dryer swag at the Patriot event on Wednesday — didn’t they know the stuff was free?) Congratulations on your victory, and I am hereby removing the seal from Scholars.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Yes, congratulations! There is little doubt that you are much better than at least some of your fellow MOBsters.
The Mayor is Dead. Long Live the Mayor!
October 18th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Mitch has a pair of wingtips that are somewhat scuffed from his Summer of bike commuting.
Which has led to an autumn of bike commuting. It’s gorgeous out there.
And I’m down 2-4 pants sizes, depending on where you buy your clothes. Shine that.
You know the drill. It’s shine box time.
Shine boxes make dandy plinking targets.
So do Tarantino DVDs. Nail ’em to a post, and break out the .22.
October 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
They don’t shatter with the violence of an Oliver Stone DVD. I hear his latest will self-destruct on hitting the video store shelves.
October 18th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Wingnuts in wingtips?
October 19th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Congrats, JRoosh. Now, can I get something done about that zoning variance?
October 20th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Wait til Roosh finds out that the mayor’s limo is a minivan. HA HA HA HA HA!