No. I Mean, Seriously Spinning.

By Mitch Berg

“The Palin honeymoon is over”, the lefties chant, looking over their shoulder.

Yep.  Over like clover.

Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin told wildly cheering, flag-waving, chanting supporters that John McCain is “the only great man in this race” and promised Sunday he will fix the nation’s economy if voters give the GOP four more years in the White House.

“He won’t say this, so I’ll say it for him,” the Alaska governor said in an almost confidential tone at the close of her first Florida stump speech. “There is only one man in this election who has ever really fought for you. John McCain wore the uniform of his country for 22 years — talk about tough.”

The Villages, a vast, upscale planned community north of Orlando, has about 70,000 mostly adult residents — many of them military retirees — who vote reliably Republican in statewide races. Tens of thousands inched along roads into the picturesque town square of the complex, where they stood in sweltering heat for about four hours as local GOP officials and a country band revved up the crowd.

“Well, yeah, but she’s not really affecting the race!”

Post-convention swing state polls are tipping toward Sen. John McCain, the TV pundits are waxing about “The Palin Factor,” and Sen. Barack Obama’s California supporters are freaking out about a race Democrats were uncommonly confident about only a month ago.

“Well, sure – in Georgia or Utah or North Dakota, maybe”

Conversely, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s addition to the GOP ticket jolted Northern California Republicans out of what one described as their “Underground Railroad” existence in one of the nation’s most liberal regions. Ever since her speech to the Republican National Convention on Sept. 3, party officials say volunteers have been contacting California GOP offices in numbers unseen since Ronald Reagan was on the ballot for the White House.

“But – but – but…”

Hush, children.  It’ll be OK.

3 Responses to “No. I Mean, Seriously Spinning.”

  1. angryclown Says:

    Hey, what’s the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom?

    A: Six more tits.

    (Had to move that one up. That’s a keeper.)

  2. JRoosh Says:

    That explains a lot.

    Angryclown apparently spends a fair amount of time intimately with the canine crowd.

  3. Master of None Says:

    Here’s the new version of the joke prepared for Palin’s upcoming visit with Imanutjob.

    What’s the difference between a GBU-28 and a hockey mom?

    A GBU-28 doesn’t get PMS.

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