It’s Good To Know…

…even as Congress flagellates our grandchildren with debt and inflation looms around the corner, that some things never change.

Like the excitement America feels for the marriage of Hugh Hefner and Brittney Cummings Ashlee De La Tata Desirée Van Hondestijl ”Crystal Harris”:

Hefner, 86, married fiancée Crystal Harris, 26, in front of family and a few close friends at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on Monday, the magazine publisher confirmed on Twitter.

“Crystal & I married on New Year’s Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man. Love that girl!” he Tweeted early New Year’s Day.

The bride wore a floor length strapless gown in soft pink and the groom wore a traditional black tuxedo, Playboy Enterprises said in a statement.

After the ceremony came a private reception with a champagne toast and the bride and groom cut the wedding cake.

And then the incident zone wedding was put under quarantine as the guests and all furniture were sprayed with emergency disinfectant.

Just look at the lovely couple:

The dog is the only one of the lot that should be voting, if you catch my drift.

Still, after a decade (?) of hearing about Kardashians and “Real Housewives”, Hef almost seems…wholesome, doesn’t he?  In comparison, I mean?

And the pre-nup has to be a work of engineering not unlike the Verezzano Narrows bridge.

7 thoughts on “It’s Good To Know…

  1. Mr. Berg says:
    /”even as Congress flagellates our grandchildren with debt and inflation looms around the corner, that some things never change.”/

    Congressman Paul Ryan’s proposed budget (“The path to prosperity”) would not end deficits until 2040 and would have added an additional $5.4 trillion to the deficit. http://www.cbo.gov/publication/22085

    Does anyone really believe either party cares about the debt & deficit?

    Good for Hefner, 86 yrs old with a 26 yr blonde from the Isle of Clairol on his shoulder.

    Although as a father, I can’t help but wonder what her parent’s think about this arrangement.

  2. Does anyone really believe either party cares about the debt & deficit?

    As a Tea Partier, I’m doing what I can to fix that.

    Congressman Paul Ryan’s proposed budget (“The path to prosperity”) would not end deficits until 2040

    So one day the left is telling us “ending the deficits too quickly would cause immense disruption”, and the next day it’s “they want to take 27 years to bring down the debt!”.

    There’s just no pleasing you people, is there?

  3. Although as a father, I can’t help but wonder what her parent’s think about this arrangement.

    In my mind’s eye, I see him about as thrilled as the dog looks.

    And I really sincerely hope I’m right about that.

  4. She doesn’t look like a killer, does she? But at his age, and her age, well… let’s just say he is playing against odds like those for seeing our deficit come down before we’re borrowing from Greece. Hef isn’t the only one using Grecian Formula.

  5. According to this picture, he’s already had the embalming done so he must be close to diving into the dead pool. Hopefully the pre-nup leaves her with at least a 6 figure parting gift.

  6. The weird part is i can’t really tell her from the third girl on the TV show, what was her name, Bridget? Interchangeable sex objects, might as well be inflatable. Not that I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but gee whiz, hef,is that the best you can do?

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