From: Mitch Berg, very rare Arby’s eater
Re: Bo Dietle
I applaud you for dropping “RB”, the annoying pseudo-hipster who spent the past two years warbling “It’s good mood food!” at the end of your commercials. Paradoxically, he inevitably eroded my mood.
But I have to ask: who green-lighted the current campaign, with “Bo Dietl”, the crusty “New York Detective” yammering about where the meat gets sliced? Trying to jam a meat slicer through a drive-through window?
It’s fast food, people. We know it’s all replicated from genetically-modified generic protein product. And the fewer fast food joints have slicers, the fewer fingertips I bite into.
You’re not curing cancer, here. Please see to this.
That is all.