Four of these things belong together
Four of these things are kind of the same
Can you guess which one of these doesn’t belong here?
Now it’s time to play our game (time to play our game).

Joe   Barack   Gustav   Sarah   John  

“That’s right boys and girls. If you guessed  Gustav, you’re right!

Gustav has become a real S.O.B. kids, and we want him to go away!

Yes, kids, I know that makes Gustav a little like Joe.

Stop laughing.

No kids, I don’t know how many times federal dollars will be used to half-rebuild a community that was built below sea level.

Stay focused kids.

We want Gustav to stay away from the Gulf Coast so that all the nice activists here in town don’t have to extend their stay and won’t get fired from their jobs at, well, actually they don’t have jobs – we call them parasites – I mean professional protesters.

Here’s the update from forecaster Knapp kids!”

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WTNT62 KNHC 291915
TCUAT2
HURRICANE GUSTAV TROPICAL CYCLONE UPDATE
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL   AL072008
315 PM EDT FRI AUG 29 2008

DATA FROM AN AIR FORCE RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT INDICATE THAT
GUSTAV HAS AGAIN BECOME A HURRICANE WITH MAXIMUM WINDS NEAR 75
MPH…120 KM/HR.

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FORECASTER KNABB