The 3AM Call

By Mitch Berg

News that a well-managed campaign drops between 5PM Friday and noon Sunday:

  1. The campaign’s finance manager has skipped out to Brazil with six months of campaign contributions.
  2. Your poll numbers have dropped so far you have to switch to the Kelvin scale. 
  3. The candidate has been caught in bed with a sixteen-year-old prostitute.

News a well-managed, confident, in-control campaign does not  run between 5PM Friday and noon Sunday:

  1. Ones’ Vice President pick.

Submitted without comment.

So why did “The One” wait until after 3AM on a Saturday morning to announce The Pick?

My suspicions:

  1. Evan Bayh turned him down on Tuesday.
  2. Bill Richardson told him on Wedesday he planned to wash his hair between 2008 and 2012.
  3. Katie Sibelius dodge the phone call, and finally sent a one-line email begging off around dinner-time on Thursday.
  4. Hillary Clinton laughed and hung up her phone without an answer on Friday around noon.
  5. Biden accepted by late evening, allowing the message to go out around 3AM.
  6. The campaign was reserving Sunday at 3AM in case Biden begged off, and they had to announce Robert Byrd as the Veep choice.

I could be wrong, of course.

4 Responses to “The 3AM Call”

  1. nerdbert Says:

    I wonder how the PUMAs will take the insult of the 3 am EDT text message. 3 am never entered into any primary advertising did it?

    You know, I coach Little League and have done so for about 15 years now. I do a pretty fair job of it and my teams typically finish at or near the top of the league.

    One thing I’ve noticed is that the coaching is reasonably easy. Kids like to learn and they like to win, and if you teach them in a fun way they can do both.

    The hardest thing to teach kids, it seems, is how to be good winners. It doesn’t come naturally. I doubt that Team Obama contains many who’ve learned to be good winners.

  2. thorleywinston Says:

    Bill Richardson told him on Wedesday he planned to wash his hair between 2008 and 2012.

    I think Richardson realized that Obama’s set up to lose this fall and his best shot is to run with Governor Phil Bresden (D-TN) in 2012.

  3. Cindy W Says:

    “I could be wrong, of course”

    Or not…

    http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=13755

    LL

  4. jpmn Says:

    Hillary would have accepted. Then barry would start wearing head to toe body armor.

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