The Sinking Ship
By Mitch Berg
Seth Kirk might just be a lot like me:
Seth Kirk enrolled his elder child in a Minneapolis kindergarten five years ago. Then he went back to school, helping in his son’s classroom, getting active in school leadership and finally tackling district-level issues such as class size.
By last July Kirk was a frustrated man, pounding out a manifesto on his computer keyboard. The title: “Minneapolis Public Schools: A Sinking Ship.”
The online posting by the 42-year-old industrial process researcher speaks for many parents who are true to their own schools but are losing confidence in the district. And when you consider that Kirk is relatively happy with Armatage school, where he has a fifth-grader and a second-grader, you see how precarious things are for Minneapolis schools.
Indeed, the Kirk kids could join the exodus.
“I like to say that we have a one-year lease,” he said, anticipating his high-performing son’s transition to middle school next year. “I would bet very little money that we’re going to finish our public school career in Minneapolis.”
I, of course, have been there; I finally got the last of my kids out of the Saint Paul Public School this fall – and Saint Paul is “better” than Minneapolis (miles “better”), by any objective and most subjective measurements of school districts. The reasons are part of an ongoing series in this blog (which will, shortly, indeed be progressing).
The Minneapolis district’s enrollment is off by a quarter in the past six years, a victim of – critics often fail to note this – black flight: minority parents are leading the exodus from the public schools, to charter, private and suburban schools (using Minnesota’s open-enrollment law to put their kids in a district of their choice).
The article also notes the three most-cited problems, citing the most common “solutions”:
• Leadership. Like other urban districts, Minneapolis has relied on hiring new superintendents, electing new school board members or chasing silver bullets to fix things. Some critics say that a lack of stable leadership and focus keeps the district from following through on valid strategies it does pursue. Others suggest that the district is so straitjacketed — by such factors as contractual limits on how teachers can be assigned to schools — that no change in leaders will matter.
All this is true, as far as it goes. But the real problem is that Minneapolis is a one-party town – and that party is largely controlled by the Minnesota Federation of Teachers, a group with an institutional imperative to keep the current system untouched. A party that facilitates the election of chuzzlewits who may know nothing about schools, but are dogmatic racists, to the school board.
Changing the approach at Minneapolis’ public schools would require a huge political change in Minneapolis; this is as likely as Anna Nicole Smith winning a debate on speaker points.
• School readiness. A high proportion of Minneapolis students arrive at kindergarten without the preparation for learning that other children bring…Meanwhile, the most recent comprehensive report card on preschool readiness found some key indicators getting worse, not better.
Most of the “talk” is, of course, wrong; pre-school teaches very little except how to act like the system wants a child to act; if the system itself is the problem, then the “preparation” is just part of the disease.
• Achievement. Although poverty is the most consistent predictor of a student’s performance, as a group, low-income white students often outperform middle-class black students on standardized tests. Some point to the clustering of inexperienced teachers at many schools dominated by low-income, high-needs minority students or the small share of teachers of color.
Er – if poverty is “the most consistent predictor of a student’s performance”, then why do poor whites outperform middle-class black kids? Or is poverty perhaps not a consistent predictor, but merely a politically-palatable excuse?
And given that black flight is the reason the MPS system is collapsing, one might ask – are the charter, private and suburban schools chock-full of teachers of color? Are their teachers more “experienced” – and, indeed, is teacher experience an indicator of anything but resistance to burnout?
Beyond that, is it possible the system itself has nothing to do with ‘achievement’ at all, but rather about perpetuating itself and the gravy train it provides for the union and the academic-industrial complex?
“Saving” the Minneapolis schools is going to come down to a simple horserace, between two forces:
- Minneapolis’ ability to think outside the one-party-town box, and
- the market, as parents with what P.J. O’Rourke calls “the common sense to give a sh*t” flee the broken system, taking the money assigned to their students with them.
The market, versus a 180 degree change in an ossified political system. Hm.
Where are you putting your money?
(Other than the money you pay in taxes, obviously…)





January 8th, 2007 at 10:35 am
I have worked with 3 people in the IT industry who had graduated High School and absolutely could not read.
I don’t mean the college grad illiteracy that can string together a bunch of phrases and maybe manage a complete sentence or two – just enough to get by in the world of corporate email. I mean could not understand a simple sentence unless they had memorized the sequence of characters and someone had explained its meaning to them.
When I relate this, people immediately make several erroneous assumptions
a) they must have gone to Mpls schools,
b) they must have a learning disability,
c) they must be black or native american or,
d) they must be poor.
In fact they graduated from Eden Prairie, White Bear Lake, and Waseca school districts. Two of the three were able to learn to read within 3 months ( the third didn’t want to take the time and lost his job). They were all white and had middle class backgrounds.
What I find most interesting about the reactions is that nobody makes the assumption that the schools and particularly the teachers might have failed these people. In fact many people reject outright the idea that union workers failed to produce an acceptable product (i.e. people who can read), indeed they assert that the problem is rooted elsewhere (its Bush’s fault, or Pawlenty’s fault, or the Republican congress’ fault). Until you penetrate that public level of willful unknowing no headway will be made against the teacher’s unions and their persistent shoddy work will continue to be tolerated and funded in ever increasing amounts by cowed legislatures and school boards.
I suggested to one of these people that her parents should sue the school district to get all their tax money back. She didn’t think that was a good idea because she would have to admit publicly(in court) that she didn’t know how to read.
January 8th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I grew up in a fairly prosperous county in northern Illinois. Our schools were “supposedly” in the top tier in the state. When the Logical Husband and I got married, he was in the military stationed in southern Germany. My little sister had (at the time) no idea where in the world Germany was…and she was in high school!
Fast forward…..I live in a fairly prosperous county in Minnesota with top tier schools (again – supposedly). I have an acquaintance who tutors math at our local high school and half of the kids he tutors have no grasp of basic algebra!
LL
January 8th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
As a Minneapolis resident who intends to have kids in the middle-future, this subject is obviously of enormous concern to me. I’ve been reading a lot about charter schools and the KIPP program (which is coming to Minneapolis).
My hope is that the competitive marketplace of charter schools will force the MPS to reform or perish.
See? I’m a conservative.
Kinda.
I am pro-Union but I’m anti-Union Stupid. Unions are just like any other bureaucratic organization – they get big and then they get corrupt and stupid, missing the point of their own existence.
January 8th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
better put: I’m not pro-Union. I’m pro-Labor.