The first two parts of this series have been so successful (Part 1, Part 2) that it’s time to try out part 3 of this series.
Q: Did you hear that Mitt Romney made teh birther joke? He is teh birther!
A: Right. And Steven Colbert is really a Republican talk show host. By the way, are you better off now than you were four years ago?
Q: Isn’t Mitt Romney going to repeal “Roe V. Wade?”
A: Presidents don’t “repeal” SCOTUS decisions. Now, or four years ago. Speaking of which – are you better off now than you were four years ago?
Q: But Romney opposes abortion rights, doesn’t he?
A: I’m sorry – were you unaware that Republicans largely think abortion is murder? Just like they did four years ago. Speaking of which – are you better off now than you were then?
Q: Where are Mitt Romney’s tax records?
A: Dunno. The fact that the IRS hasn’t slapped a huge lien on him is probably evidence enough that the real answer is “who cares, and are you better off than you were four years ago?”
Q: How about teh tyrannical GOP treating the Ron Paul delegates teh way tehy did?
A: Well, they did better than they did four years ago. The party has every right to focus on the majority and de-emphasize a disruptive minority that hasn’t quite gotten enough clout to change everything yet. Speaking of which – are you better off now than four years ago?
Q: How about Todd Akin?
A: Is he better off than he was four years ago?
Q: Did you see teh poll that shows liberals is smarter than teh conservatives?
A: I asked if you’re doing better than you were four years ago
Q: So is the GOP a big tent, or is it?
A:Who can afford a tent? Are you better off than you were four years ago?
Q: Do you think the GOP has conceded teh Latino vote?
A: Dunno. But a lot of Latinos are doing worse than four years ago; more undocs are leaving the US than coming here. What does that tell you?
Q: Ron Paul refused to endorse Mitt Romney.
A: Finally, something that’s the same as four years ago.