Three Whacks Upside The Head
By Mitch Berg
Whack 1) How incredibly hot Ellen Foley was back then; hot enough to be the subject of this song, indeed…
Whack 2) That Pat Benetar became a superstar, while Ellen Foley (but for her bit on “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and her part on “Night Court”) languished in obscurity.
Whack 3) The fact that most of those videos are almost thirty years old…
August 4th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Totally with you on all three, Mitch. I watched Night Court, which was otherwise a pretty dumb show, just for her. Stopped when perky Markie Post took over.
August 4th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yep, yep and yep.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I don’t care what ya’ll say; Markie Post made my pants tight.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Markie was some nice eye candy and her character fit better into the vibe of the show.
August 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Markie Post. . . candy. . . vibe. . .
I’ll be in my bunk.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Mitch, these wingnuts you pal around with think Markie Post is hotter than Ellen Foley. Are you sure you’re in the right party? Cause these guys are knuckleheads.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
To be fair, nowadays my tastes lean towards Sarah Chalke, Jennifer Connelly, Monica Bellucci and Salma Hayek. But, during my more formative years, I worshipped at the alters of Markie Post, Samantha Fox, Heather Thomas and a bevy of other beauties adorning my walls in poster form.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Are you sure you’re in the right party?
We’re a big tent.
Which, when Ellen Foley is concerned, [TOO-OBVIOUS JOKE REDACTED].
Can I get an “Amen?”
August 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Sarah Chalke, Jennifer Connelly, Monica Bellucci and Salma Hayek
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