Now Obama wants to be the Tooth Fairy

By Johnny Roosh

Both John McCain and Barack Obama have shifted their positions on drilling for oil. McCain acknowledges that while an increase in supply may be years away, the psychological effect will create downward pressure on the market and he is right.

Obama, feeling the heat from his groupies, is now changing his position as well, but clearly out of political necessity.

“I remain skeptical that new offshore drilling will bring down gas prices in the short-term or significantly reduce our oil dependence in the long-term…”

But it’s not enough for a Democrat to allow for drilling of our own oil in our own territory. Obama must assuage his guilt by promising Americans a gift. A a gift at the expense of the oil companies, those evil doers!

Earlier in the day, Obama pushed for a windfall profits tax to fund $1,000 emergency rebate checks for consumers besieged by high energy costs, a counter to McCain’s call for more offshore drilling.

It’s called pandering and Obama is showing he is fast becoming an accomplished liberal politician having mastered the technique.

“This rebate will be enough to offset the increased cost of gas for a working family over the next four months,” Obama said during a two-day campaign swing in Florida. “It will be enough to cover the entire increase in your heating bills.

(unless your name is Al Gore)

Or you could use the rebate for any of your other bills, or even to pay down your own debt.”

Or you could buy four hours with Brett Favre.

Thanks for the financial planning advice perfesser. Maybe the mother land should follow that advice and pay down it’s own debt and stop promising it’s citizens a free ride.

Obama isn’t addressing the real issues here – not going far enough. I am outraged that many Americans have suffered greatly at the hands of supply and demand and oppressive refining regulations evil oil companies and have canceled many a family vacation. I say we increase the windfall profit tax to say $10,000 and enable each and every American family to visit Disneyland.

Or you could use the money to grow wings and fly to Never Never Land, or to organize a community protest, or buy a 1999 Volvo Wagon with 75,000 miles and a Kerry/Edwards sticker on the rear bumper, or invest it by placing it in a jar and burying it in your back yard.

President Bush’s economic stimulus was a bad idea that had little effect on our economy. Rebates (Money for Nuthin’) just dig us a bigger hole. Robin Hood and his groupies are too economically obtuse to realize this.

6 Responses to “Now Obama wants to be the Tooth Fairy”

  1. Terry Says:

    To be honest I don’t that much difference between Bush’s “stimulus check” and what Obama proposes doing. In Bush’s case a generation yet unborn will pay for his generosity while Obama will make the oil companies (meaning us consumers) pay.

  2. Kermit Says:

    The Savior claims McCain will be a third Bush Presidency, that we can’t go back to the failed policies, yadda, yadda. So what does he want to do?
    Anyone who doesn’t see Obama as the fraud he is is a damn fool.

  3. Chuck Says:

    Terry, many of us on the right opposed Bush (and Democrat congress’) $600 rebate.

  4. JRoosh Says:

    Terry, many of us on the right opposed Bush (and Democrat congress’) $600 rebate.

    Count me among them. Terry must have missed

    President Bush’s economic stimulus was a bad idea that had little effect on our economy

    And in case Terry doesn’t believe that I have railed against Bush on this topic…

    Government Stimuless Package

    What to do with your Government Handout -er Rebate Check

    Bush’s Liberal Policies

    Lookee what I bought with my rebate check!

    Government Handout Announced

    Rebate or Handout?

  5. Mitch Berg Says:

    It was two years before I had a blog, but I was a Forbes guy in 2000; like most of us Forbes/Kemp guys, we were warning the party about Bush’s “moderation” on spending long before it was cool. I was very decidedly lukewarm on Bush until 9/11.

    And on spending, I’ve got a ways to go to get up to lukewarm, after eight years.

    I think history will completely vindicate him on foreign policy (I don’t intend that statement to be Peev/Rickbait, but I realize in advance that’s exactly how it’ll work out); his spending, not so much.

  6. Terry Says:

    I think I’m being misunderstood. I meant that it was ridiculous for Obama to rail against McCain as a ‘3rd Bush presidency’ while his (Obama’s) policies look more like Bush & McCain’s everyday.

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