In Re: The Matter of Mr. Favre

By Mitch Berg

To: Everyone

From: Mitch

Re: Favre

Who cares.

That is all.

Mitch

P.S. Unless he goes to the Bears.

3 Responses to “In Re: The Matter of Mr. Favre”

  1. BradC Says:

    Even those in Bears camp see Favre in purple.

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    Even those in Bears camp see Favre in purple.

    In which case, refer to line 4 of the above-referenced.

    Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

  3. pianomomsicle Says:

    i did this to a guy i was dating once. i said “i don’t want to date anyone right now.” Two weeks later, i was dating someone else. i mostly just wanted to break up with Guy #1 and used not wanting to date as an excuse.

    This whole retirement thing was totally “I don’t want to play football any more” when it was really “I don’t want to play football for you anymore.”

    Brett Favre: grow some and stop acting like a teenage girl.

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