Shot in the Dark

Critical Crass

I’ve always hated humidity.  Heat, I’m fine with.  Humidity – especially the hot, stick garbage we get in Minnesota this time of year, the kind that hangs over the state for weeks and makes foetid morasses of every part of your body where two things rub together – is the bane of my existence.

The exception, since my mid-teens, has always been “unless I can be on my bike and riding like a madman”.  There’s something about a fast, intense ride on a muggy dog day that just feels…good.   Like it cleans your system out a bit – or at least makes the air conditioning at work feel that much better-deserved.  Either way, it’s about the only way I can stand humidity like this week.

So – thank goodness for biking.

Of course, in weather like this, and with as much stress as people these days have in their lives (gas prices, for instance), it’s good not to antagonize people.  Some of them are on the razor’s edge of civility to begin with.

Which brings us to “Critical Mass” the nationwide “group” of bicyclists whose stated goal is to promote bicyclists’ rights, but whose unstated one (if we ignore the likelihood that they’re really just hapless tools of other groups who wish to promote thuggery) seems to be to revel in the adolescent glee of pissing off “bad guys” – in their case, people who drive cars.

As someone who was biking long before most of “you” were born, please – stop your efforts “on my behalf”.  Please.  For all of the high-minded rhetoric accompanying your rides, it’s become a magnet in too many cities for antisocial, solipsistic jagoffs, and does the rest of us much more harm than good, to the point where plenty of people can see this sort of thing and be pretty damn sympathetic to the cop.


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4 responses to “Critical Crass”

  1. Bike Bubba Avatar
    Bike Bubba

    Amen!

  2. Beeeej Avatar

    Sympathetic to the cop? Seriously? For assaulting a civilian with no provocation? For arresting the *victim* of his assault for supposedly aiming at *him*, which he might have gotten away with had there not been video of the incident?

    I’m a serious bicyclist, I’m a serious advocate of law and order, and most days I’m a big fan of the NYPD. I hate the Critical Mass rides for the chaos they create and, like you, for the presumption that they speak for me. But the idea that this chaos, or any frustration at having to be on duty for it, could possibly justify this kind of violent, unprovoked attack against a civilian is patently absurd and unworthy of someone with your intelligence and engagement with the world around him.

    You’re a long-time biker yourself. Maybe you don’t bike in commie bike rallies, but you bike on public streets and deserve the protection of the police, just like Mr. Long.

    For all intents and purposes, Mitch, this cop assaulted YOU.

  3. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Sympathetic to the cop? Seriously?

    At face value? No. I adopted the cover of “plenty of people” for a reason. I’ve read some of the comment threads on the subject; while very few sympathize overtly with the officer’s actions, frustration (among bikers!) with Critical Mass seems to moderate some peoples’ condemnation.

    And…

    For assaulting a civilian with no provocation?

    The video certainly makes it appear that way. We’re not entirely sure what happened out of frame to the right, though, are we?

    No, I’m not excusing what the cop seems, at face value and given the evidence at hand. Not at all.

    Just expressing a feeling about CM that is, as you note, hardly unique.

    For all intents and purposes, Mitch, this cop assaulted YOU.

    Assuming Mr. Long wasn’t flipping the officer off, or hadn’t assaulted (in the broad legal sense of the term) someone off-frame to the right? I don’t disagree.

  4. Bugg Avatar
    Bugg

    In any situation, flipping off an officer is no reason for physical retaliation. As an officer, getting flipped off is expected, and at most, disorderly conduct in rare circumstances.

    In most cases, we are not to do anything about the bird, unless it is accompanied by other offensive conduct.

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