The Berg Institute – the nation’s foremost think tank on public safety and social policy  – is announcing a brand new program; the Politician Buy-Back!
Today only, please bring any politicians you’d like to get off the street down to the Shot In The Dark comment center. Toss ‘em in the box – in the comment section – no questions asked. In exchange, you get a Mastercarp card good for $100 .
So bring your politicians down and make our streets that much safer!
Thanks to Berg Institute Senior Fellow Kermit for the idea.
 So sez we. Hey, if the Brady Campaign, the Violence Policy Center and Paul Krugman can do it…
 The $100 will be deducted from your share of the national debt. Card not good at retail stores.