Read My Hair…
By Johnny Roosh
The political pundits are buzzing today about Hillary Clinton’s new look: She changed her hair part from left to right. What might this mean? If you go by the CEO hair-part theory I wrote about in Fortune three months ago, her new right part could signal that she is ceding her claim to leadership and is moving into a role supporting Barack Obama.
Applying Fortune’s hair-part theory to Hillary’s new look
Or it might just mean she got up on the wrong side of the bed?
Hey, I think she looks thinner too! What does that mean?
July 19th, 2008 at 9:00 am
She inverted her costume from black on pink to pink on black. That must have some significance. Hmm, pink over black.
July 19th, 2008 at 9:14 am
The parting on the left is now parting on the right.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Obviously there are two Hillarys. This is very much like the STOS episode “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield”. The pair may be on Cheron even as we speak, locked in an eternal battle on the surface of a planet long made desolate by their hate-filled raging.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Obviously, the Hildabeast has changed from left wing to right wing! “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!” Well, she plans on _helping_ McCain now, and in that way, reducing his vote to help the leftie dimocrats. Yeah, she is more tricky than even I had imagined!
(Wait! What did she do with her socks? That has signifigance!)
July 20th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Kudos to jpmn for that. Very deft.
July 21st, 2008 at 5:50 am
Maybe there’s an alternate universe Hillary who parts on the right and wears pink on black. If Bizarro Hillary ever shakes hands with the Earth Hillary, who parts on the left and wears black on pink, they will instantly destroy the universe.
July 21st, 2008 at 5:52 am
Yes, nice work, jpmn.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:18 am
Be thankful she didn’t grow a beard like Al Gore.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Be thankful she didn’t grow a beard like Al Gore.
New York Circus already has a mangy clown. Why not a bearded lady, too?