A Note For Paul Schmelzer

By Mitch Berg

To:  Paul Schmelzer, Minnesoros “Independent”

From: Mitch Berg, schmuck blogger

Re:  Interview

Paul,

While I think the Mindy has become a pretty risible exercise, you are without a doubt a writer that could make it at a real publication.

Now, since you do write for a lefty propaganda shill site, I know that one of the ground rules is that you have to titter and chuckle at any traditional representation of religion (with exceptions made for lesbians declaring themselves ordained priests, Jewish supporters of Hamas and that sort of thing).

But reading this bit here, I gotta say:  interviewing PZ “Meyers” Myers about religion (with breathless, Tiger-beat-style credulity, no less; “The incident with college student Webster Cook comes as religious passions everywhere are incredibly inflamed –- Shiites and Sunnis, Evangelicals and atheists, etc. Does this say anything about the state of religion?”) is a little like interview Andy Dick about the state of method acting.

That is all.

UPDATE:  And no, Paul and PZ – the incident says nothing about the “state of religion”.  It says something about the state of atheism/agnosticism.  They’re reduced to playing “monkey in the middle” with the artifacts of ceremony. 

Pathetic.

4 Responses to “A Note For Paul Schmelzer”

  1. swiftee Says:

    You have to love the corner Meyers (PZians just love it when you misspell the name of “Dr.” Myers) has painted himself into.

    If he doesn’t follow through with his threat, his minions will never forgive him. If he does, the University of Minnesota will have no choice but to elevate him to the Paupacy.

  2. Troy Says:

    Reading the comment section over there was funny:

    “He’s a young 60-something man”

    OoooKaaaay then…

  3. swiftee Says:

    I’m having a great time tweaking MEYERS (they love it when I misspell “His” name, LOL!) flying monkey hoard.

  4. swiftee Says:

    Did I mention you should spell Myers “MEYERS” if you happen to voice an opinion over there?

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