Meme-ing of Life
By Mitch Berg
Nothing but one-word answers – and you can’t use any word twice:
1. Where is your cell phone? Bike.
2. Your significant other? Far.
3. Your hair? Shaddap.
4. Your mother? Enthusiastic.
5. Your father? Solid.
6. Your favorite time of day? Morning.
7. Your dream last night? Racine.
8. Your favorite drink? Smithwick’s.
9. Your dream goal? Happiness.
10. The room you’re in? Library.
11. Your ex? Which?
12. Your fear? Money.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Studio.
14. What you are not? Mellow.
15. Your Favorite meal? Loukanikos.
16. One of your wish list items? SIG.
17. The last thing you did? Oatmeal.
18. Where you grew up? NoDak.
19. What are you wearing? Smelly.
20. Your TV is? Tiny.
21. Your pets? Voracious.
22. Your computer? Underpowered.
23. Your life? Stressful.
24. Your mood? Anxious
25. Missing someone? Yes
26. Your car? Taurus.
27. Something you’re not wearing? Shoes.
28. Favorite store? Willy’s.
29. Your summer? Decent!
30. Your favorite colour? Green.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier
32. When is the last time you cried? Dunno.
33. Your health? Improving!
34. Your children? Vexing.
35. Your future? Rife.
36. Your beliefs? Freedom.
37. Young or old? Irascible.
38. Your image? Contradictory
39. Your appearance? Rare.
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? Da.
(Via Red)
July 4th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I don’t know if you actually want people to do these too, but it’s fun. I left a couple of Mitch’s answers (Smithwicks-yes!):
1. Where is your cell phone? Car
2. Your significant other? Steadfast
3. Your hair? Annoying
4. Your mother? Nearby
5. Your father? Missed
6. Your favorite time of day? Dusk
7. Your dream last night? Oy.
8. Your favorite drink? Smithwick’s.
9. Your dream goal? Tranquility
10. The room you’re in? Living
11. Your ex? Missed
12. Your fear? Money.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Peaceful
14. What you are not? Mellow.
15. Your Favorite meal? Breakfast
16. One of your wish list items? Cape-Breton
17. The last thing you did? Coffee
18. Where you grew up? Colorado
19. What are you wearing? Jammies
20. Your TV is? Unplugged
21. Your pets? Charming
22. Your computer? Vital
23. Your life? Surprising
24. Your mood? Festive
25. Missing someone? Always
26. Your car? Sebring
27. Something you’re not wearing? Shoes.
28. Favorite store? Archiver’s
29. Your summer? Strange
30. Your favorite colour? Yellow
31. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
32. When is the last time you cried? Seabiscuit
33. Your health? Fine
34. Your children? Fruitful!
35. Your future? Exciting
36. Your beliefs? Freedom.
37. Young or old? Mixed
38. Your image? Curmudgeon
39. Your appearance? Unphotogenic
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? Yes!
July 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
I loves me some memes!
1. Where is your cell phone? Counter.
2. Your significant other? Away.
3. Your hair? Bedhead.
4. Your mother? Missed.
5. Your father? Californian.
6. Your favorite time of day? Dusk.
7. Your dream last night? None.
8. Your favorite drink? Windsor.
9. Your dream goal? Satisfaction.
10. The room you’re in? Family.
11. Your ex? Unimportant?
12. Your fear? Bees.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Nashville.
14. What you are not? Uptight.
15. Your Favorite meal? Steak.
16. One of your wish list items? Minivan.
17. The last thing you did? Sleep.
18. Where you grew up? Here.
19. What are you wearing? Grubby.
20. Your TV is? Standard.
21. Your pets? Feline.
22. Your computer? cobbled.
23. Your life? Decent.
24. Your mood? Waking
25. Missing someone? Family
26. Your car? Maxima.
27. Something you’re not wearing? Shoes.
28. Favorite store? Microcenter.
29. Your summer? Fast
30. Your favorite colour? Purple.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
32. When is the last time you cried? Funeral.
33. Your health? Decent
34. Your children? Growing.
35. Your future? Encouraging.
36. Your beliefs? Conservative.
37. Young or old? Middle.
38. Your image? Guy
39. Your appearance? Messy.
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? Absolutely.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? No.
It would then be an entirely different life that I would not recognize.
And it would be an insult to God. (Romans 8:28- the FULL verse).
July 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
ooh, this sounds fun!
1. Where is your cell phone? Purse.
2. Your significant other? Work.
3. Your hair? Red.
4. Your mother? Online.
5. Your father? Cemetery.
6. Your favorite time of day? Night.
7. Your dream last night? Forgotten.
8. Your favorite drink? Beer.
9. Your dream goal? Happiness.
10. The room you’re in? Cube.
11. Your ex? Commentless
12. Your fear? Drowning.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Traveling.
14. What you are not? Depressed.
15. Your Favorite meal? Shrimp.
16. One of your wish list items? Motorcycle.
17. The last thing you did? Ate.
18. Where you grew up? Princeton.
19. What are you wearing? Black.
20. Your TV is? Comcastic.
21. Your pets? Cats.
22. Your computer? Aging.
23. Your life? Happy.
24. Your mood? Calm
25. Missing someone? Brother
26. Your car? Minivan.
27. Something you’re not wearing? Hat.
28. Favorite store? Saver’s.
29. Your summer? Fast
30. Your favorite colour? Purple.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Today
32. When is the last time you cried? Movie
33. Your health? Great
34. Your children? Wonderful.
35. Your future? Bright.
36. Your beliefs? Conservative.
37. Young or old? Middle.
38. Your image? Comic
39. Your appearance? Casual.
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? Definitely.
February 14th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
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