Our Towns
By Mitch Berg
Chris Steller at the Minnesoros “Independent” is asking for town-related political plays on words:
Sen. Barack Obama has shown a remarkable willingness to fly across the country for appearances in especially apt-named places like Independence, Mo., and Unity, N.H. Here are some other possible destinations for Obama and others:
Obama explains for the 60th time that he’s Christian, not Muslim
– Dead Horse, Alaska
Sen. John McCain announces Gov. Tim Pawlenty as his running mate- Boring, Maryland
Oh, and he asks – perhaps to his eventual chagrin…:
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Loath as I am to send traffic to a Soros propaganda mill, this could be fun.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:35 am
Bush indicted for war crimes: Truth or Consequences, N.M.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:37 am
McCain selects Charlie Crist for VP slot – Big Bone Lick State Park, Ky.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:02 am
McCain explains “psychological benefit” of off-shore drilling – Panacea, Fla.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:11 am
Angryclown leaves yet another comment:
Embarrass, Minnesota
July 1st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Chris Wallace does a 1-on-1 interview with Obama:
Climax, Minnesota
July 1st, 2008 at 9:12 am
– Bill Clinton to relax after failed campaign in Bangs Beach, Maine
– Ron Paul to give speech in Crackpot, England
– John McCain to give speech on favorite overlooked 60s bands in Mott and Hoople, ND
– Barack Obama to dismiss concerns about controlling wife in Ono, Kentucky
July 1st, 2008 at 9:24 am
Okay, the “Ono, Kentucky” one made me snort.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Bill Clinton announces Monica’s support for Obama — Climax, Colorado.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:14 am
How ’bout neighborhoods?
Keith Olbermann tries to explain his falling in line with Obama on both sides of the FISA legislation as somehow coming from principle:
Tangletown, Minneapolis, MN
July 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
Obama explaining all the people he’s thrown under the bus at the Pensacola Greyhoud Park.
http://www.pensacolagreyhoundpark.com
July 1st, 2008 at 10:32 am
Maverick can give his speech slamming those pansy arse habeas corpus judges in King of Prussia, PA.
This election is all about whether we want judges who respect absolute executive military authority and show what-for to those gun-confiscating legislatures!
It’s called conservativism, Maverick-style!
/jc
July 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am
Bil Clinton delivers speech, gets too drunk, barfs in Hurley, WI
July 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
Chris Matthews schedules next Obama interview for French Lick, Indiana.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
Obama beats McCain: Pure hell.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:49 am
President Clinton campaigns away from his wife on behalf of the Obama Campaign:
Bangor, Maine
July 1st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
MN DFL caucus plans retreat on Knuckle Head Lake, Maplewood.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Obama can outline his first budget in Thief River Falls.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Wow, you guys really aren’t funny. I guess Angryclown kinda knew that already.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
When mangy clown comments, I can’t help but think of a small town 90 miles from Raleigh:
Tick Bite, NC
July 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
BradC always puts me in mind of a town just west of Duluth: Idiotdicklessjackass, MN.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm
President Clinton campaigns away from his wife on behalf of the Obama Campaign:
Moorhead, MN
July 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm
AngryClown lives in Tinyprick, but he was born in Douchebag, USA.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I alway thought angryclown could find a home in Nimrod, MN.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I lived in Climax, CO in 61/62 and am 80 miles from Thief River Falls, MN now. And AC, you aren’t any funnier than those you deride. Seriously.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Obama elected Moscow, ID.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Obama is a Liberal, KS
After he wins he will shout “I’m going to Mecca, CA”
DNC’s next convention site, Jackass Flats, NV
Ted Kennedy’s favorite Drunkard Creek, NY
He used to drive an Oldsmobile now he drives a Beetle in Neversink, NY
Hillary’s Bust ( the statue, you pervs)Nags Head, NC
And finally we will all be at Poor Farm, VT after 4 years of Obama.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 am
The funny thing is, there are no comments on the original article.