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And Now I’ll Drive To Seattle

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park writes:

“Dear Cousin Achmed,

I write with joyful news. I have been hired as an airport screener in Atlanta! From here, we can send holy warriors anywhere in America. Tell Cousin Osama to send jihadis at once.”

We’re going from “Security Theatre” to “Security Sitcom”.

This entry was posted by by Mitch Berg on Thursday, April 26th, 2012 at 12:00 pm and is filed under War On Terror. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “And Now I’ll Drive To Seattle”

  1. The Big Stink Says:
    April 26th, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Can I get a similar “preliminary clearance” to apply for a gun?

  2. angryclown Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 5:38 am

    “Achmed.” Haha! Sounds like somebody’s a fan of that lame-ass prop comic that only rednecks think is funny.

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