Not Necessarily The News
By Mitch Berg
Joe from Red Squirrel Report has the story that, fictional though it is…:
MTV President Van Toffler announced today that Secretary General Hillary Clinton will host Music Television’s Spring Break coverage in Daytona Beach next year.
…does seem to ably capture The One’s administration’s self-adoring, entitled id pretty well nonetheless.





April 20th, 2012 at 1:48 am
Tonight, caller on The Dennis Miller Show said that Hillary Clinton is competing in a wet pantsuit contest in Daytona.
Dangit, I wished that I came up with that one.