Late Breaking News

There’s been a triple shooting in Brooklyn Park:

Police say three adults have been killed at an in-home day care in Brooklyn Park. A search is underway for the suspect.

According to the Department of Human Services, the day care is licensed to handle up to 12 children and is operated by DeLois Brown.

Police are looking for a black male in his mid twenties. He was last seen leaving the area on a BMX bike wearing blue jeans and a navy blue sweatshirt with gray hood and a pair of 1-inch white stripes down the back.

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No arrests have been made.

Nonetheless, sources tell me the Strib’s Matt McKinney has started hagiographies of all victims (and the still-unknown shooter, just to be safe), and MPR’s Mid-Morning ahem, “Daily Circuit” with Keri Miller has already booked Heather Martens to explain why the shooting is a result of concealed carry and the Stand Your Ground Law (which was vetoed).

9 thoughts on “Late Breaking News

  1. When I was going to grad school at the UofM, everytime a crime alert would go out….if the criminal was black, they would always put on the disclaimer about race. They basically apologized for mentioning the race of the criminal.

    I think MPR should do the same thing. “Race and clothing are given only to describe this suspect. It does not infer anything about Blacks or hoodies and no generalizations should be made about peoples of color nor of hoodies.”

  2. swiftee, of course, where else can I get my evil and darkness news? I mean on the radio. The only problem we have here at the office is that it tends to put people to sleep with their boring monotone voices. We wake up when they utter their no rant no slant line, they may not rant but they slant so far left that I think they are used to looking at the world from a messed up angle. And I mean that literally and figuratively.

  3. Million Hoodie March. Lets not forget that there were three victims and probably several children missing a parent due to the actions of a thug.

  4. Might even be a parley, bring in the day care issue. A “Quality Rating System” and unionization could have prevented this. We need better thugs in charge of this vital industry.

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