The Unthinkable

By Mitch Berg

I can remember a time when Soldier Of Fortune might have run a piece on a latte-drinking liberal woman, scared by some close calls with crime opted to buy a gun:

More than once [while living in Los Angeles] I called 911. What’s bizarre is that during those nights I never remembered the gun. I didn’t even know where R. stored it. It never occurred to me that a gun might quiet my blaring inner alarms.

Until last year, that is, when I moved to Montana to live with my new boyfriend, now fiancé. Montana is one of only 12 states that allow residents to carry a loaded gun in public—“open carry”—either on foot or in a vehicle, without a permit. (To carry a concealed weapon, you do need a permit, obtainable after completing a training or safety course.)

Firearms, in other words, are a seamless part of the culture here. I don’t see people examining fruit in the produce aisle at Albertsons with a gun in plain sight, but I have glimpsed quite a few guns idly resting, like a map or some other quotidian object, on the dashboard of a car. People also talk about guns casually and often, the way people in New York talk about long workdays and people in L.A. talk about yoga classes. My boyfriend’s father’s girlfriend, a sixtysomething former stewardess who lives in Jackson Hole, tells me she keeps a pistol in her car because she often drives long stretches, crisscrossing her way between Wyoming and Arizona. Another woman I befriended, a quirky, devoutly Christian two-time divorcée in her fifties, takes her teenage son to the shooting range on weekends instead of to the movies. Leaving a sporting-goods store one evening, I pass a young couple with a yellow Labrador. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!” squeals the woman, who has frosted pink lipstick and a blond ponytail snaking down her back. “This is for my birthday, right?” She’s carrying a large box containing a shotgun. As Lindsay McCrum, a photographer who published the bluntly titled book Chicks With Guns, has said: “When you get outside of the blue-state cities, everybody has a gun.”

But that’s not Soldier Of Fortune  It’s Elle. And I can not remember a time when Elle would have done anything but sniff with horror at the thought.

4 Responses to “The Unthinkable”

  1. bosshoss429 Says:

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but as Hoyt Axton once said; “There’s nothing I like better than seeing a fine looking woman with a gun”.

  2. kel Says:

    Well if Elle wants to cover stories of interesting women with guns they need look no further than the 2011 Bianchi Cup (NRA National Action Pistol Championships) and the performances of Jessie Harrison, Tiffany Piper, and July Golob.

  3. Chuck Says:

    Reading Elle now, huh. Mitch, have you gotten your new Cosmo (“Gun tips that will leave him begging for more”) or Seventeen (“What caliber is Justin Beiber carrying now”).

  4. bosshoss429 Says:

    Chuck;

    Thanks a lot! My keyboard is covered in Sprite!

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