A: Something That Might Prompt Mitch To Stop Bike Commuting

By Mitch Berg

Q:  What is the Gryphon?

 It weighs only 30 pounds and can be fully weaponized for assault and rescue. It has a 6-foot jet-wing that is steered with handheld rotary controls connected to its rudder.

 

And it can hide more than 100 pounds of combat gear in a built-in compartment.

Or, presumably, laptops, IPods, cell phones and lunch.

The Gryphon attack glider, designed to penetrate combat zones at 135 miles per hour, could revolutionize the art of parachuting. It has got to be at the top of James Bond’s Christmas list this year.

Oh, not just Bond.

A vision straight out of “Batman,” the carbon-fiber stealth glider quadruples the speed of similar craft — and there are quite a few special forces soldiers who would like to jump out of a plane at 30,000 feet and give it a whirl.

Its helmet has a heads-up display and provides on-board oxygen for the jump. To land, a soldier separates the wing from his pack and releases his parachute to slow his descent. The wing remains attached to the soldier by a cord and lands before him.

My morning commute would be cut from 30 minutes (by bike or bus) to about two.

Provided I could find a door on the top of my building…

5 Responses to “A: Something That Might Prompt Mitch To Stop Bike Commuting”

  1. angryclown Says:

    “Hey Cheney! Let me land on that big Abe Lincoln boat again, pleeeeease?”

  2. Kermit Says:

    Yeah Mitch. What’s this got to do with Iraq? You’re dodging the question again.

  3. thorleywinston Says:

    It kind of looks like the Cobra C.L.A.W.

    http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-95869296041517_1995_933380

    What I want to know is, when do we get those jetpacks they promised?

    BTW: only three more days until Free Comic Book Day!

  4. Troy Says:

    Thank you thorleywinston! I will have to take the boy out and get him one of those free comic books. 🙂

  5. Terry Says:

    Isn’t the protective helmet a bit ludicrous?

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