News You Can Use

By Mitch Berg

Headline from today’s Strib:

Drought may cut odds of spring floods in Minnesota

Am I being too picky when I say “I think you’re underestimating your readers?”

17 Responses to “News You Can Use”

  1. golfdoc50 Says:

    Somebody worked really hard to come up with that headline. Cut him some slack, Mitch.

  2. Kermit Says:

    You have to understand the average STrib reader. The fact that they can read is a net positive.

  3. The Big Stink Says:

    No, Mitch, you underestimate your editors. If they choose to create a drought or a flood, they will do so. The question becomes whether drought or flood creates the more compelling crisis. If you print it, they will believe.

  4. Kermit Says:

    I vote for flood. The pictures are much more dramatic. Someone standing on his roof in a drought just isn’t compelling.

  5. Night Writer Says:

    The only thing they had to edit from the headline was “Pawlenty at fault.”

  6. Kermit Says:

    It’s obviously a result of man-made global warming. The Strib, not the dought.

  7. Terry Says:

    C’mon, give the Strib a break. There may be places in the watershed that are not experiencing a drought.

  8. Lars Walker Says:

    Women, sandbag manufacturers, suffer most.

  9. Kermit Says:

    Farmers expecting worse than usual growing season.

  10. bosshoss429 Says:

    Yet another head line from the Red Star that makes a sane person go, “What the…?!”

  11. Dave Thul Says:

    Had to be a last minute correction by the editor-the full headline was ‘Global Warming caused drought may cut odds of spring flooding’, but that didn’t fit the current talking points.

  12. The Big Stink Says:

    I see a new crisis being birthed: Global dehydration.

  13. Mr. D Says:

    This demands a FACTCHECK™

  14. Chuck Says:

    Was that headline tucked in between stories bashing Congresswoman Bachmann?

  15. jimf Says:

    I laughed at that headline, especially after havingPaul Douglas tell us almost everyday that “More greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere means more precipitation.”

  16. bubbasan Says:

    My take is that the Obama and Franken voters in their readership probably need the explanation.

  17. Colonel_Flagg Says:

    In other news, “Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told”.

    Surely this headline will lead to a Sunday editorial on the need for federal intervention in the ground-wetting proceess.

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