Susapalooza – The Voting!

By Mitch Berg

Update 12/31: Final day of voting – and Dan Stover is still within six votes of Learned Foot. Foot has played a Gopher-like first six days of voting; will Stover pull off a Red Raider-like comeback in the next day?

Voting ends as close to midnight as I get around to turning it off…

What I’ll ask you to do is:

  1. Read the dozen Susan Lenfestey parodies,
  2. Take a deep breath, compare them to Ms. Lenfestey’s actual published and blogged output,
  3. Vote for the best parody. Results on New Years Day!

Which Is Your Favorite Susan Lenfestey Parody?
Yossarian, “Dashed Dreams“
Learned Foot, “Christmas Torment“
Marty Andrade, “Rapid Transit To Hell“
Dan S., “Conservatives’ Slinky Hatred“
Riverdan, “Sylvia Plath Was Such A Pollyanna“
Lassie, “Waterboard My Heart“
Dave, “Waxy Yellow Buildup Of My Life“
Yossarian (Second entry): “Reflections of Misery“
Swiftee, “The Dove Of My Spirit Has Crashed Into The Tower Of My Heart“
Yossarian (Third Entry): “Dungeonmaster Of My Soul“
ak, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Shriek“
zestro, “Echoes Of The Dead“
Free polls from Pollhost.com
Vote early and often! Results announced January 1!

2 Responses to “Susapalooza – The Voting!”

  1. Yossarian Says:

    Votes for my entries will be collated and considered as a whole, correct? 😉

  2. zestro Says:

    This was the psychological portion of my application to work on the Court Watch program, correct?
    If not I may have been misled …
    http://www.womensenews.org/article.cfm?aid=1496

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