Kennedy v. The Machine
By Mitch Berg
Carnivore at KvM on this tragic shooting in Boston:
A day after a loner gun nut went on a human hunting trip at the local bus full of nuns, punching a 30mm hole through countless people, the Mayor is calling for a ban on the weapon of mass destruction used during the shooting.
The high powered weapon, known as the AK-57 triple barrel, laser, radar, heat seeking, shotgun is able to spew ammunition such as explosive tipped ammunition in a rapid fire high powered fashion.
“High powered weapons such as these are only for the high powered battlefield like when I was in high powered Vietnam,” said Senator Kerry. “They serve no civilian purpose with their high power bayonet lugs.”
OK, it’s not a real news story.
Or…is it?
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