Oh, don’t call Mary Kiffmeyer (or Doug, the Guardian of Poll Justice from my comment section): I had a spoiled ballot.
Suffice to say my cats are going to do much better than the pundits predicted.
By the way, Republicans; ignore the exit polls. They make you more discouraged than you need to.
And Democrats – you should also ignore the exit polls; they’ll make you sound like idiots in two years, say, when you’re insisting that exit polls are a more valid measure of voter intent than the actual results.
(Cue conspiracy theorists)