I Voted. Twice.

By Mitch Berg

Oh, don’t call Mary Kiffmeyer (or Doug, the Guardian of Poll Justice from my comment section): I had a spoiled ballot.

Suffice to say my cats are going to do much better than the pundits predicted.

By the way, Republicans; ignore the exit polls. They make you more discouraged than you need to.

And Democrats – you should also ignore the exit polls; they’ll make you sound like idiots in two years, say, when you’re insisting that exit polls are a more valid measure of voter intent than the actual results.

(Cue conspiracy theorists)

3 Responses to “I Voted. Twice.”

  1. bovious Says:

    I hear there are “special” voting machines that recognize when a poll watcher is viewing the screen, and only switches Democrat votes to Republican when the watcher is otherwise occupied.

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